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OMG This is serious, you guys! Dangerous trend! SFW!
http://youtu.be/OFro7RlKzE8

Oh. Also, good evening, y'all.

Time for change of behavior... buenos dias, moronos.

The important question is, now liberated from the confines of ΓΔ, how can she best monetize being the c-punt girl on the infrawebz?

Whoever Wrote This Headline Clearly Didn't Read The Article

Whoever wrote this headline clearly didn't want to give us a clue why whoever wrote that headline clearly...
y'know what? this is tedious tapping on a cell...

"Say what you will about Sinatra, he was always a staunch supporter of Israel and loved this country."

A creepy bully and friend of thugs and murderers. But a swell American. Just noble gangsters like the ones that teamed with the feds against the Nazis in Rocketeer....

And Mark Fuhrman is a cop you'd want on your side in a fight, but he helped blow the OJ case.

And Hitler liked dogs.

And those bomber boys helped the neighbors carry groceries...

JJ, I love you, maan, but these are not ameliorating matters. Say what you will.

US Female sailor beats the crap out of would be rapist with knife. http://is.gd/K5xAE5

My appreciation for this news is mitigated by the sentence structure making it look like she beat him with a knife. Try 'knife-weilding rapist."

And in future, run all headlines by my desk for grading.

For fifteen minutes, they let me play on the big computer with a real keyboard and screen. Then they make me go back to my cell. It's cruel. While I shuffle back, perhaps not to return tonight, I leave you with the puppy pinwheel.
http://youtu.be/k5pWve3-SDY

Mouse scroll resolution.

1. Locate 5# rubber mallet.

2. Apply with emphasis to mouse.

3. Talk a walk.

Oh, SCROLL!

I thought you said STROLL!

what browsers do you guys use and recommend?

Also Opera. IE when something doesn't work right and there's absolutely no other choice, but I can't remember the last time that happened. I have Chrome installed - I use it to run the program that lets me (sometimes lets me) do cell-synched text msgs on the desktop. Flakey, stupid androidware-chromeware evil Google people. Opera.

Also, good evening, y'all.

Solar system GIF - nice. Wonder if there's full video?

I Don't Know The Backstory and I'm Content Not To
—Ace

Re the picture of O and Babs Bush, I think they just heard "Bill Clinton jokes about wanting George W Bush to paint him naked,"* which shows there are some things so horrible even Obama can't take the thought.

*link on Drudge to Mail

(CWCD, Mrs Mindful made the connection. I pass it on.)

Since I need to shed yesterday's stale sock here in public as it's done, might as well also add, although I generally eschew the vulgar as insufficiently expressive...

Fuckingly fuck these fucking fucks and the rainbow Skittle shitting unicorn JEF rode in on.

Surfeit of sufficient.

Good to see the time cap survived better than the car in Tulsa a couple years ago.

"Walmart Worker Allegedly Prostituted Himself In Store Bathroom During Breaks." Wow, something at Sally-Mall not mfgd in Red China! (I assume....)

I hope last night was the end of March and we can get on with May now.
O-o-o-oklahoma,
Where the Summer and Winter
alternate by daaaaays....

I still have questions re the sock stats. if I'm curly Bob in 10 comments and curly Joe in 10, which is the sock? If I use a different handle every time, am I anybody?

Fred Savage, your Oscar awaits you.
Phrases Never Uttered Before or Again for $1000 Alex.

Let's face it: if They didn't keep coming up with their nonsense, we might never have arrived at the above-quoted.

So, there's that.

Ditching last sock lest it recur unintentionally.

New moronette LadyS commented good morning at stale end of last thread. Someone pass her the Moovin' with the Morons memo about keeping up.

A Mindful Webworker, As far as i know nadda.

Still S . Atkkinson did come out with more Info yesterday?

Perhaps it will help grease the wheels .

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Say, did we ever hear from any Benghazi survivors, 'cause I heard rumblings, then, nada.

Posted by: A. Mindful Webworker's wandering mind... what? at April 24, 2013 10:46 AM (Ynbgq)

They'll be on right after this break.......BUY GOLD.......

Say, did we ever hear from any Benghazi survivors, 'cause I heard rumblings, then, nada.

342 Mindful,

the other way to kill drones is to have cheap RPVs to engage in willful mid air collisions with them

illegal jamming might be useful. -Bitter Clinger
anyone can hijack a drone. No problem. -I gave up the constitution

ideas! bueno!

Now, URLs?

How do you bait a Faraday cage trap for those tiny drones?

I'd actually like a drone to check on the South 40 remotely. And, pure fun. Remember keedz, drone responsibly.

For every measure, a counter. I know a guy told me he shot at an airplane buzzing his property. (Paintball on the windshield!) A 3D world requires 3D fences. So what, besides plain shootin' can counter drones? We need focused EMP rifles? Something!

Barrymore and Garbo in Grand Hotel...

Wow. Y'know, people just don't look like that anymore. "Chisled features," for one thing.

When our firstborn learned to undo the diaper cover closure tabs, let the diaper fall to the floor, and then pee on it, we knew it was time to start potty training. How do you do that with no diapers?

Firstborn: cloth diapers (diaper delivery is the greatest gift a new parent could receive). Those diaper covers with Velcro closers beat pins!! Plus, above-noted feature. Then we had twins; we tried cloth at first, but quickly gave ourselves the landfill-disposable multiples exemption from eco-correctness with no regrets.