Head Shop Entry Page

IMPORTANT NOTICE
TO PARENTS, PRUDES, AND PURITANS:

THE HEAD SHOP is full of comics, songs, and other webworks which we hope are amusing, entertaining, and sometimes maybe thought-provoking. There are cartoons which depict cartoon characters, even some few which may be construed to be under the apparent cartoon legal age of eighteen (no ToonTowner IDs were checked for either age or U.S. citizenship), possibly engaged in partaking of substances or engaging in other behaviors of which their cartoon parents might not approve. At least one cartoon has a barenaked weinie which might be just flopping about there or it might be construed to be turgid to illegality in your state or county, so beware. No law-breaking, okay? Some story lines depict self-indulgence without apparent moral disapproval expressed. Hey, there are several songs which outright celebrate smoking pot, okay? Kinda like old drinking songs (oh, you probably don't approve of drinking either, oh well). I don't think there's any language stronger than "hell" anywhere in the comics, and there isn't any real sex, and (not that it matters to the sex-and-drug-paranoids) nothing violent to speak of. If Head Shop were a movie, the only reason it might not be rated "PG" is because our otherwise pleasure-maniacal society has gone so insanely illegal-drug-paranoid and because Head Shop frankly doesn't give a damn, my dear.

SERIOUSLY,
IF YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH
TO KNOW BETTER…

All you little children now, you go away. You don't want to read this stuff. You won't find it funny anyway. Don't even bother asking your parents for permission. You want to see Mindful Kiddisms, not this.

Okay, are all the kids tucked into bed? All the blue-noses have gone to sleep? Nobody up but those of us who are legal to eat, drink, and fart proudly? Then you may...

ENTER THE HEAD SHOP IF YOU ARE OVER 18 AND AGREE NOT TO BE OFFENDED AND INDIGNANT ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE WHICH WOULD REALLY BE FUNNY AND NOT OFFENSIVE IF ONLY YOU WEREN'T SO HUNG UP ABOUT PEOPLE ENJOYING THEMSELVES EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE CARTOON THAT, ADMITTEDLY, EVEN THE AUTHOR ACKNOWLEDGES ISN'T REALLY FUNNY AND IS A BIT OFFENSIVE TO EVEN SOME OPEN-MINDED FOLKS BUT IT'S IN THE COLLECTION ANYWAY BECAUSE IT'S THE COMPLETE HEAD SHOP ONLINE AND WE AREN'T INTO CENSORING THE CLASSICS NO MATTER HOW MANY SHEETS THEY THROW OVER THE NAKED STATUES AT THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
or by clicking on the above link you are representing that you really are 18 although you really aren't 18 yet but you are going to go ahead despite what mommy and daddy would think. What can I do about it? They should have raised you better.