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Sandwich-throwing twink acquitted. Did the sub have cheese? Was it toasted? Could have dangerous melted cheese exploding out on impact, possible burns. And the melted cheese cools and solidifies on the agent's body armor, at best partially removed with field-expedient scraping and abrading. Then possible distraction of the agent, demonstrators or even fellow officers pointing at the cheese deposits and inflicting witticisms such as "You really LIKE your job, don't you?" He has a job to do, doesn't need the distraction. But it was DC, just try to get a fair trial if you're not a communist or communist adjacent.