Cash Crop
These farmers ain't no fools.
1.
G7
Farmer Jones and Farmer Smith / Like to perpetuate the myth
Bb7 G7
They're out there growin' strictly legal on their land
G7
But if you only knew the truth / They're simply catering to youth
Bb7 G7
You see they're businessmen and there's a big demand (for)
C C7
Marijuana (Got to hide it from the cops)
G G7
Marijuana (Let's hope neither of them stops)
C C7
Marijuana (Growin' green 'n' golden tops)
D
Have another puff / If you had enuff
Whydoncha pass that j to me
2.
G7
Farmer Jones's day is done / Smith stops to watch the setting sun
Bb7 G7
They like to have a little fun like you and me
G7
The reason they're not raisin' pork / Is 'cause the folks up in New York
Bb7 G7
Might pay as much as two point five for one oh-zee (of)
C C7
Marijuana (They're just in it for the profit)
G G7
Marijuana ('Though the cops'd like to off it)
C C7
Marijuana (Say, how long you had that cough?
D
It smells like harsh ol' 'lumbo in this J
Why don't you buy from the U S of A?)
[Opening strains of the national anthem in G]
(Adjust the line about the cash price according to current markets.)
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop #2


