Approved Border Patrol Weapons

Short link for this page: http://bit.ly/spitballs
Inspirations from Ace of Spades commenters:
• Silly String: 55. Fritz
• Spitballs: 61. Sgt. York
• Finger Gun pew pew pew: 84. Eric Holder
• Laser Tag: 86. Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
• Vuvuzela: 97. Eric Holder
• Visible reservoir water pistol: 104. Eric Holder
• Rubber band finger gun: 107. Soothsayer
• also spitballs: 132. Zell Miller
• Bang flag pop gun: 154. Eric Holder
• Water balloons: 161. Truck Monkey
• Frisbees and wiffle balls: 162. willy
• also Rubber bands....of JUSTICE! 166 Eric Holder
Image sources:
• Bean Bag Shot: Right Truth
• Silly String Rifle: Nerd Approved
• Silly String Cans: Zurchers
• Thumb and Finger Gun: Lubbock Online
• Clear Water Pistol: OEM Promo
• Finger Rubber Band Gun: typekytype
• Bang Flag Gun: Candy Apple Costumes
• Water Balloon Slingshot: Geek Alerts
• Spitball Champions: Moolf
• Throwing discs: Fat Penguin Blog
• Whiffle Ball Pitcher: KOMU
• Laser Tag Players: : Laser Quest
• Vuvuzela: Paste Magazine
• Homer Simpson Running: On Coloring
Audio sources c/o FreeSound:
• Bar Atmosphere - not so busy: fogma
• Gasp: FreqMan
• Typewriter: Tobi123
• Small group laughter: Ch0cchi
• Small audience laughs, then cheers: oniwe
• Party sounds: FreqMan
• Hysterical screaming crowd: magician5
• Splash: FreqMan
• Vuvuzela: theTone
• Layered Gunshot 5: Xenonn
• Homer Simpson screaming: 91prisonbreak on YouTube
Homer Simpson by Matt Groening.
H/t Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit