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The idiots self-congratulation congregation - Romney praises Biden
In a time of Deep Concern, a hero arrives as plucky comic relief
You can trust us — we're the good guys.
Protecting us from those dangerous Imperial warriors.
This time, this combination, we know we've got the winners!
Because everything about New York says good government
Subjects: Election 2020, Andrew Cuomo, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, parody
You don't want to know where that thing has been - the most election-turning Democrat team-up yet!
Selected groups get special treatment. Extra limits on Christians.
Subjects: Jesus, Ralph Northam, congregation, contagion, epidemic, churches, First Amendment
First Amendment, with asterisks, in Virginia. Who ya gonna follow, Jesus or the Governor?
Subjects: Jesus, Ralph Northam, congregation, contagion, epidemic, churches
The Diversity Party's Leaders Showdown Debate, not including naptime.
A Cautionary Biography of another self-destroying 'news' celebrity
If only I had published this when I first came up with it. Alas, now it's too late.
Some people don't think it's a wonderful life until everybody is equally miserable.
Horsefeathers and Balderdash were on a bus. Joe bit whose finger?
Who's the champ? Meme Wars? Still not tired of winning!
Squeeze to hear it wheeze and buttons bulge out
No wonder!
Subjects: November, Thanksgiving, John F Kennedy assassination, pomegranate, zodiac
All the months that start with "O"
When the leaves turn (in the North, anyway)
Subjects: July, zodiac, ice cream, Declaration of Independence, extraterrestrial
When all else fails, have another cup before try, trying again.
With candidates like this, the 2020 race will be something to see!
Ocasio-Cortez-splaining who's in charge, what walls do, and why Congress was wrong.
The Democrat spokesfolks' delivery could use some livening up.
Chief Non-Player Character is fully programmed and ready to run. run. run.
Some lower math, for no particular reason except silliness
After all, now they have nothing else left to run on
Don't try to stop this pair, as they stare a hole through your soul
Subjects: Michelle Obama, Elizabeth Warren, Election 2020, parody
Another unbeatable Democrat team. The Future is Wymmyns!
Subjects: Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, Election 2020, parody
Some fell upon stony places, where they had not much earth: and forthwith they sprung up, because they had no deepness of earth: And when the sun was up, they were scorched; and because they had no root, they withered away.