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Radical Incline

He's lost that magic charm over the years.

Bill lies

I grabbed three images and added the incantation, so, credit to whoever did the real work.

Inspired to do this by Bill Clinton is a liar by chrissythehyphenated at PoliNation. Also, Milady Webworker and I have been re-visiting the Harry Potter movies.

Bill looked us all in the eye and lied on Jan. 26, 1998. Twentieth anniversary upcoming. The crime boss may not have all his old suave seductive charms, but he still lives and is not in prison. Enemies of the Clintons still die mysteriously.

Guilty-looking Bill at the debates
What guilt looks like."




Short & Tall Tales

Getting there in a roundabout manner

I have to confess, I still don't know what intersectionality means.

And neither does my spell-checker.

In town, they replaced a 4-way stop with a roundabout. All intersectionality thereafter became tangential.

(I only retain enough HS Trigonometry to make obtuse jokes like that.)

Dividing Highway
Image from "Getting From Here to There" series in Daily Doodles, 2013. There is a larger version




Radical Incline

What did the TV host know, and when did she quit knowing it?

After the Goaten Gloats awards, the Left goes nuts for Oprah for President, because, that's just how desperate they've become. Never. Happen.

Oprah introduces young lovely to Weistein

Photo: Richard Young, used with political and satirical purpose
c/o CBD at Ace of Spades


Update

“There are still generations of people, older people, who were born and bred and marinated in it — in that prejudice and racism — and they just have to die!” —Oprah

h/t Daniel Greenfield, Front Page Magazine, 2013

O Smooching HW


Update #2

An aspiring actress says Harvey Weinstein used Oprah Winfrey and Naomi Campbell to dupe her into thinking he would help her with her career — only to use her for sex.

British actress Kadian Noble…

Kevin Sheehan and Kaja Whitehouse, NY Post
c/o Nickarama, Weasel Zippers
h/t FenelonSpoke, Ace of Spades




Best of Spirits

Best dog there ever was, all the way to the end.

Originally posted as comments on Ace of Spades Pet Thread, Sat 2017 Nov 4.

Gimli

I was a bit premature in announcing our dear dog's death last week. He visited the vet for the last time yesterday morning.

Friday afternoon

I stand on the porch and survey our acres, the acres Gimli knew were his. His territory, as his Queen had taught him. From possum to coyote, cross onto Gimli's territory at your own risk. Deer he tolerated, sort of. All others, beware.

And I thought: Who will protect us now? Who will defend us? Who will own us and teach us now?

*

There's no dog nosing the front door open, looking in, and then walking away, as if to say, "come out and play!" Or, as it sometimes seemed, nosing the door open for one of the cats.

Saturday morning thoughts

He was always good at the vet's. He liked the old guy (now retired) and the new gal doctors, and they all liked him. He was always completely cooperative, except for standing on the scale; he never cared for that much.

On the way to the vet's we passed a billboard I had never seen before, for a pet crematory. Talk about targeted advertising!

When we got to the vet's yesterday morning, he knew where we were, and he struggled to get up and walk in on his own, but we had to bring out a cart and roll him in. After that, he just laid there. I'm pretty sure he knew he was among friends.

Even the old doc happened to be in, buying dog food, and got to see Gimil once more.

Milady and I, our daughter, and the in-town son (he who, fifteen years ago, was sent out to "chase off that stray dog"), surrounded his bed.

He was that great dog all the way to the end. No complaints. He was looking at me, and then there were lifeless eyes. When that Light goes out, it's over. I had to go take a little walk outside before anything else.

Gimli in Glory

His collar hangs on the front porch. His smells (good old dog fur, and sickly excretions) still hang around, especially on the front porch where he spent his last hours. I savor it, knowing how quickly it will fade.

Not so quickly: stains inside and on the cement porch. Fur, lots of fur, and he was really shedding at the end. Sheets to wash. Old dog mat thrown out. His big food dish... stuck with other retired dog dishes. His favorite blanket... we left with him.

Took a walk around the circle drive this morning. First time in ages there was no dog to walk with me.

There's a hole in the universe where The Best Dog Ever isn't anymore.

*

...When Gimli first showed up, Neighbor Bob described him as "not knowin' sic-em from c'mere," and it was true. House-trained, though. So house-trained he always did his biz out in the tall grass, not the lawn.

Yesterday, after the vet's, the four of us went out for a memorial-celebratory breakfast at the local greasy spoon. Neighbor Bob and his son-in-law showed up there about the time we were done - an extremely unlikely coincidence. Seemed appropriate.

Bob always called Gimli by the name my brother's dog had, when brother lived here forty-plus years ago. "Rattler" was a better country-dog name than Gimli, I admit.

*

I take a walk. No dog runs to join me.

The cat food bowls have food left in them. No dog to clean up after them.

I open the side door on the car. No dog rushes to jump in.

He loved to go places. He loved just being in the car after we got somewhere. His rolling doghouse.

I have to mention how he was with my mom. She called him her grand-dog. His eyes would light up when we told him we were "going to visit Gramma." The last time there, he made sure to tell her good-bye, although he probably didn't know it was his last, it was sweet.

I'm having trouble seeing the screen.

Thanks for the sympathies from folks all the way since last week.

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 04, 2017 06:07 PM (rNruR)

Gimli in Daily Doodles, 2013:
Good Dog Gimli — This attempt to draw him really doesn't do him justice.
Doggie Dreams — Tried to catch him as he slept on his bed
Opened Your Mail For You — A True Life Saga co-starring Gimli's feline friend Merlin.
Also:
All "Gimli" tagged items, including yr webworker's comments about Gimli made on other sites (mostly Ace of Spades Pet Thread), 2013-2017




Radical Incline

Illustrating the Exit

Countdown posters inspired by JJ Sefton at Ace of Spades, featured on Ace of Spades and on PoliNation. Figured I might'z well put the whole set up here for those who may have missed some. (Whole set will be up by Jan 20, anyway.)

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