#TheBearIsGooshed

How the Bears Compare

Beer-swigging O

On a single day this week in Denver, President Obama scarfed down pizza and drinks with strangers, shot pool with Colorado’s governor and shook hands with a guy on the street wearing a horse mask. His top staffers are promoting these stops on Twitter with the hashtag #TheBearIsLoose — a term one of Obama’s aides coined in 2008 when the candidate would defy his schedule. … But to some, breaking free can also look like running away.

Beer-swigging O

Russia will "isolate itself." America will not actively isolate Russia -- no, it will just happen (Obama hopes). … this statement is so weak, so fearful of itself, it can't even state a vaguery in a straightforward manner. Even the vaguery must be couched in the passive voice. Even Obama's gauze comes shrouded by haze. Combining those statements together, I can't see how anyone in the Kremlin could fail to read this as an American greenlight for just about anything Russia wishes to do.

Similar radically inclined webwork:
Putin pwns Obama

Inspiration:
"I stepped on a gummy bear."
Posted on Ace of Spades by: Vlad Putin

Sources:

Obama swigging beer while the border burns
from a video at Washington Post

Obama ashen-faced White House speech
from a video by The New York Times on YouTube

Putin in Boots c/o
Business Insider

Gummy Bear c/o somewhere on
PicPhotos.net

Obama's face c/o
Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club

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