I'm With Stupid

Only the he-manliest of the he-manly need apply.

Probably, you have already seen this promo for Hillary,
using a stock photo of "bearded hipster"
who has also been found on anti-VD ads and tool catalogs:
Original bearded hipster
Bearded hipster dude didn't seem manly enough,
so to help the Hillary campaign,
here are these testosterone-dripping variations.

In the bathroom with your daughter man
Gross perv

Famous athlete edition
Eat your Wheaties guy

Joan Rivers's favorite transsexual version
Big biceps First Lady

Manliest of all men variation
He-manliest President