I'm With Stupid
Only the he-manliest of the he-manly need apply.
Probably, you have already seen this promo for Hillary,
using a stock photo of "bearded hipster"
who has also been found on anti-VD ads and tool catalogs:
Bearded hipster dude didn't seem manly enough,
so to help the Hillary campaign,
here are these testosterone-dripping variations.
In the bathroom with your daughter man
Famous athlete edition
Joan River's favorite transsexual version
Manliest of all men variation