I'm With Stupid

Only the he-manliest of the he-manly need apply.

Probably, you have already seen this promo for Hillary,
using a stock photo of "bearded hipster"
who has also been found on anti-VD ads and tool catalogs:

Original bearded hipster

(Note: It isn't officially from the Hillary folks)

Bearded hipster dude didn't seem manly enough,
so to help the Hillary campaign,
here are these testosterone-dripping variations.

In the bathroom with your daughter man

Gross perv

Famous athlete edition

Eat your Wheaties guy

Joan River's favorite transsexual version

Big biceps First Lady

Manliest of all men variation

He-manliest President