Breakfast
The first meal of the day ought to be your best. But isn't always.
1. F I just had a waffle, and I'm really feelin' awful! Think that waffle had an awful C lotta mold. Gm7 My pat of butter wouldn't melt. I think I know just how it felt. That moldy awful waffle really F felt cold.
2. My maple syrup I insist, 'll tell you musta turned to crystal, 'cause the jug I lug around won't even pour. And now this crummy fork of mine has broken for the final tine and I can't use it for the what the fork it's for.
3. My chin was wet with spittle when I spied the peanut brittle with a taste I mighta died for in my youth. But when I gave a chunk a try it turned out mighty hard and dry and now I got that crummy stuff stuck in my tooth.
4. I had to melt away the toffee so I poured a cup of coffee. It did the job. I also burnt my tongue. You wonder why I screamed and flailed? It made me yell, and I inhaled. There's moldy toffee coffee waffles in my lung!
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