I had read about using kitty litter to dry a cellphone.
I didn't realize it had to be synthetic.
I just buried my damp cell in whatever kind was in the litterbox.
Vic: Best thing for moles and voles is an outside cat.
fluffy: ...every time I fart a chipmunk dies.
Does it work for squirrels? How 'bout moles? Got a real problem with moles.
(Passes fluffy a large bowl of baked beans)
What I've retained from reading the morning threads:
the Bible teaches us to confess our sins to one another and then son no more.
Well, I was thisclose.
Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman are probably a better fit for #666 anyway.
Executive revolts against boss, fired, causes trouble for everyone.
Haven't read all the comments. but have read back quite a ways from the bottom.
So, excuse me if this has been done.
OregonMuse: ...Sometimes jokes go over my head, particularly if they're delivered deadpan. or near-deadpan....
OregonMuse #122: Your computer doesn't update the time itself?
* long sigh *
Guess my (pre-caffeinated) attempt at humor was too subtle.
qdpsteve: ...Mary's been listening to her old Redd Foxx albums!! And getting drunk no doubt...
More like "staying" than "getting."
Re the awtwerk: Are they dining on tacos at a Jack in the Box?
Good morning, revolutionaries. Woke up today almost totally free of the flu I caught Christmas Day. I...
We have top men working on links that will glow in the dark.
A politically incorrect and culturally inappropriate Christmas show - pop song parodies and original tunes sure to put coal in my stocking.
SMFH: >>Never heard of having one's helmet shrink so bad.
You know that old kids' toy where there are different shapes like triangles and circles and squares and you can rearrange them to make -- abstract-looking shapes?
a ***"vegan chef"*** cut her hair off to send Trump a "message."
Oh, jeez, now he's done it.
Reminds me of the poster that was on here (wasn't it?) recently about wondering how some things got where they are.
A couple of songs that have been covered before, a couple of skits that haven't. Something to keep the playlist warm until the Christmas show. Or something.
Cato: ..know-nothing drivel-spigot...
* jots phrase down for future re-use *
These had me laughing out loud. Last one especially.
½ Not-first comment:
Alberta Oil Peon: A few barbecue grills would get them nice and toasty.
As long as we're talking about the bovines, not the pets.
"...Nutria are rodents..."
I'm glad somebody cleared that up for me. I thought it was that hazelnut(?) spread popular in, like, Australia or England or somewhere weird like that....
I didn't read the post too closely... How are you supposed to make cider out of leaves?
Newly-recorded: three songs, one instrumental, plus a cartoon, and black & orange Hallowe'en cats!
Some comic relief. Five new original songs, somewhere between the weird and the humorous.
Celebrating what makes America great, or some of it.
Six more original songs of love, faith, fear, and fun
Battling the urge to run the red
Slightly shorter show, but packed with more original songs.
Subjects: alcohol, relationships, love, family, parenting, recreation, humor, decisions, duty, obedience, faith, Spirit, marijuana, liberty, prohibition, healing, repeal, perfection, idealism, mortality, punctuality, fate, destiny, fatalism, Mother Teresa, service, music video