humor
Cup half empty or half full?
Add bourbon.
(This is the best I can come up with this morning. Sorry.)
otho: The Rise Of The Machines...
Anna Puma: Which one? Colossus or Skynet?
Landru
No one cares about me anymore. *sniff*
Out here, frozen, behind that tree.
Po'try is art, right?
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Not best.
Not worst.
Not last.
But, versed.
-Karma Shave
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Hand of Count Petofi: Instead of solving poverty, the Powerball Powerball winnings power ball winnings can power ball winnings can be power ball winnings can be...
Is that alternative Flying Spahgetti Monster cult headgear?
Bertram Cabot Jr.: You have to be older to remember Vaughn Meader.
His career was cut short in November 1963.
"non-traditional" state of the union
Good evening ladies and germs.
I just flew in from Hawaii and boy are my arms tired.
Take my wife. Please!
Bandersnatch: I wouldn't do this if you hadn't just typo-nazied....
Sigh! Sometimes ironic humor is just wasted.
mustbequantum" Okay, this is my current campaign -- to stop everyone from the 'yeah, no' tic verbally.
It's one of those things that was funny the first time.
Popping back in to say...
Me: "I avoid licking the carpet. "
Ricardo Kill: Wut?
Captain Marvel? ... shazam!!
wait.. wait.. back up a bit... someone said...
Mary Ann and Bailey??
* dumbstruck *
Just looked it up, Pam Geller is 57. Apples and oranges to compare her to the younger babes.
Seamus Muldoon: So, it's supposed to be minus 3 degrees here tonight. I don't get that. How can you have a negative number of degrees?
Red Flyer, ready to roll...?
Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2015 08:16 AM
I chuckled.
MH: Mindful I don't mind you calling bullshiter on me.
Uhh... eh? So much for my attempt at subtle weird humor?
Goooood night, Gracies ^ 2
MH: ...bullshit on the car. cat. Half face normal half face sharpie painted
Just been scanning through the comments, maybe I've mis-read, but the gist seems to be about assault breastfeeders with the thing that goes up. ...??
rickb223:
9 Brown acid dropped.
Bruce Boehner:
10 9th?
11 Fuck.
Clearly, Bruce, you can blame it on the brown acid.
Did anyone tell Ace that the "Stupid Dum-Dum Children" article is in the sidebar twice?
Did anyone tell Ace that the "Stupid Dum-Dum Children" article is in the sidebar twice?
So what do you see in the above image?
Next time, Hrothgar, next time...!
* points two fingers at eyes, points them at Hrothgar *
Goal posts on a Roomba
IllTemperedCur: Yeah, I was proud of that one.
That was yours?
*tips Mylar-covered stetson*
ReactioanaryMonster: ...They're dishonestly moving the goalposts....
Since I still seem to be here and so are you...
funny pic from Engrish.com
That's really funny. However, reminds me more of those dinosaurs in Jurassic Park that had the scary flaps around the head. (Would that I knew my dinos well enough to identify by name.)
Subjects: dinosaurs, organized religion, humor, Marilyn Monroe
I found the hidden archeopteryx!
Bluebird of Bitterness passes along an amusing cartoon. Warning: contains cats.
http://bit.ly/cats-relig
Hrothgar: Nice, but depressing site!
Depressing? Oh. I'm guessing you mean because of the contrast of Reagan and now.