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Well, I've used up all my good material for the night. Didn't take long.
The guys get sharts.
Posted by: Paul Anka
That was pretty good.
OregonMuse: "Orthodox" is not a label that's generally applied to the Roman Catholic church.
Thread Below the Saturday Gardening Thread
Just the roots.
FenelonSpoke: I haven't really gotten into the social views of the Eastern Orthodox Church as of yet...
Eastern Orthodox Church?
FenelonSpoke: Can you guess what the answer was?!
Just got back from eating and seeing my mother...
I would caution, phrasing! (or, at least, punctuation!) - but since it's your ailing mother, I wouldn't dare.
Tim in GA: Well, this one has become uninteresting. Night all.
Tim's gone! Now we can really party!
AlaBAMA: But all sammiches are wonderful.
Especially when Milady makes 'em. 
cthulhu: I rotate through a few, and try not to repeat.
I have limited abilities in keeping track. If you change your hat, I won't recognize you.
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cthulhu #4: Howdy, y'all!!!!
Hey! That's my line! ™ © ®
What happened to "aloha"? I thought that was yours‽
Common-sense chalk control!
"April Fools' Day has been banned in China." No joke.
Rich and varied content tonight, Maet. Thanks.
I think I see the Marine...
Is he aware of that big buck behind him?
Just breezed through the comments.
From what I gather, using your garbage disposal daily to get rid of hobo waste may cause problems.
Did I get that right?
Reading upthread:
mummified ant stuck to the bottom of the glass, generating foam.
Heh.
Humor levels seem to fall off sharply as I approach #200...
Religion joke dept., punchlines only:
"They think they're the only ones here!"
This is for the whole thread:
Somebody Out There Has Never Heard It Before Dept.
Grade school playground memories, now made anachronistic by political changes, history not taught, and Common Core math...
Grade school playground memories.
"I said ping pong balls...!
(Just the punch line)
NaCly Dog: ...inventor of the USB stick...
This is probably the joke I think of most often.
Yesterday's Headline of the Day from the IndyStar,
category: Unfortunate Phrasing
Oklahoma's size will test young Purdue women
All righty then!
Nice of Ace to start his run on the day with such a light-hearted comedy post!
Maetenloch: I was this ][ close to yanking all the videos since apparently it's stripper name night.
Not even a nibble on the G3? It's like I don't even know you people.
Breezing along, sipping this wine, reading comments, when suddenly it hits me: wtf am I doing?
Am I too late with the car/stripper name?
Just kidding.
She was Massey Furgeson.
I like primary colors.
Primary education is important.
Anyone ever hear of the Australian band, Primary?
The link is fixed. Now, what am I going to comment about??
Wait, in that picture, which one is Trump and which is Weirddave?
And which one was the cardboard cutout?
/obligatory snark
Oy! Really?
Is this supposed to be ironic, being on a Monday? Isn't this "weekend" material?
Speaking of shellfishness, a couple of days ago. I was rooting through the deep freeze for the ice cream, when I discovered a box of... Vegan Prawns.
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