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Oh, hey! Food thread! I've got a webwork for you.

A packaging peculiarity Milady pointed out to me...

Serving Suggestion
They'll be coming back for seconds!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 28
Subjects: humor, packaging

Anyone know how long it takes bruised ribs to heal so you start feeling normal again?
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It will seem like a lifetime.

Sure does!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 27
Subjects: humor

Oh, right..

⇓ Pants status

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 22
Subjects: humor

BTW, I saw the duck and the bunny simultaneously...

and I use both hands...

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 22
Subjects: humor

Me: ...And to be further clear, do not then cook and consume the toilet-water-moistened rice.

Vic: I tried that with a Sony MP3 player I spilled beer on. It did not work.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 20
Subjects: cells, humor

Obviously MSNBC does not do random drug screenings

MisHum, your "headlines" aren't even as scrutible as BenK's... but I gotta admit, they can be more amusing!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 19
Subjects: humor

The hilarity of this commenting system:

I got a rock. They told me to pretend it was a big cardboard box. I started to cry. They beat me and called me an ungrateful little shit.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 19
Subjects: humor

But at least we have a morning thread and Vic today. Yay. It's morning thread in America again.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 18
Subjects: humor, threads

I didn't get the Chomsky part. Milady suggested, it's like, "socialism has never been done right."

Oh. I guess I'm not smart.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 18
Subjects: aloha, God, humor

BackwardsBoy: Yeah, but why is evil always winning these days?

Making the most smoke and noise is not "winning."

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 17
Subjects: good and evil, humor

A theological observation.

Some wonder why the Creators allowed good and evil not so good to co-exist in the universe.

Example:

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 17
Subjects: good and evil, humor

Mr Macca Bean: We used to make joke about the Poles.
We owe them years worth of apologies....

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 17
Subjects: Cold War, humor

Chi: AllenG,
I think it would stand you in good stead if you started the interviews with your standard phrase.
Burn, salt, scatter...
And, of course, don't wear pants.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 17
Subjects: business, humor

Lauren's Son: "they shoot the bad guy but I don't have a gun so I'd have to smash him with a stick!"

Did you then go into "don't bring a stick to a gunfight"?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 16
Subjects: humor, self-defense

Golfman: HA refugees. Disregard 488. Wrong. Wrong.
Should be bit.ly/IqT6zt

Knew I would regret it.

Looked anyway.

Funny, though.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 15
Subjects: humor, regret

Jus' wanted to say...

Seamus Muldoon, last thread: ...psychopaths, sociopaths, homeopaths...

I laughed.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 15
Subjects: humor

ThunderB: ...Cant imagine a man creeping up on a step stool to violate a Bison. In the bitter cold.

Never underestimate the drive of the motivated pervert.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 10
Subjects: humor, sex

ThunderB: That was laugh out lid funny!...

Is this stoner humor?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 9
Subjects: humor, marijuana

OregonMuse: ...today's book thread pic brought it back to mind when I first saw it.

Okay then. I wondered.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 7
Subjects: humor

I rarely read the comments on this site. This thead confirms the correctness of my derision. Most of the attempts at humour are pathetic. If you can't provide a serious answer, how about you ROFL?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 6
Subjects: humor

By international agreement, Australia has been declared an island, and is no longer considered a continent.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 5
Subjects: humor

CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY AFTER READING THE ONT if you experience...

Um... does one have to have all those symptoms?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 5
Subjects: humor

Posted by: wilow at February 05, 2016 10:05 AM

Need to borrow an L from L,elle?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 5
Subjects: humor

Make America Great Again: ...Cruz and Rubio are pretty much the same person....

When seen through Trump-colored glasses.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 5
Subjects: Election 2016, humor

Good evening, Overnighters.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 4
Subjects: humor

Maet, very clever. ISWYDT.

Maet, very clever. ISWYDT.

Maet, very clever. ISWYDT.

Maet, very clever. ISWYDT.

etc

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 3
Subjects: humor

When I saw "Happy Caturday" in my newsfeed, I was, as always, anticipating feline fun and funnies. I quickly wondered, will it be another Simon's Cat?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Jan 23
Subjects: cats, humor

Cup half empty or half full?

Add bourbon.

(This is the best I can come up with this morning. Sorry.)

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Jan 18
Subjects: alcohol, humor

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Original

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