Chi: AllenG,
I think it would stand you in good stead if you started the interviews with your standard phrase.
Burn, salt, scatter...
And, of course, don't wear pants.

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Subjects: business, humor

on: Ace of Spades • Tue 2016 Feb 16, 8:57am
by: mindful webworker - idiot in a genius discussion

Lauren's Son: "they shoot the bad guy but I don't have a gun so I'd have to smash him with a stick!"

Did you then go into "don't bring a stick to a gunfight"?

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Subjects: humor, self-defense

on: Ace of Spades • Mon 2016 Feb 15, 11:28am
by: mindful webworker - rock n rolled

Golfman: HA refugees. Disregard 488. Wrong. Wrong.
Should be bit.ly/IqT6zt

Knew I would regret it.

Looked anyway.

Funny, though.

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Subjects: humor, regret

on: Ace of Spades • Mon 2016 Feb 15, 10:32am
by: mindful webworker - homeopathically

Jus' wanted to say...

Seamus Muldoon, last thread: ...psychopaths, sociopaths, homeopaths...

I laughed.

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Subjects: humor

on: Ace of Spades • Wed 2016 Feb 10, 10:16am
by: chicken, vacuum, couch, mailbox, toaster

ThunderB: ...Cant imagine a man creeping up on a step stool to violate a Bison. In the bitter cold.

Never underestimate the drive of the motivated pervert.

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Subjects: humor, sex

on: Ace of Spades • Tue 2016 Feb 9, 9:53am
by: mindful webworker - lid, flipped

ThunderB: That was laugh out lid funny!...

Is this stoner humor?

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Subjects: humor, marijuana

on: Ace of Spades • Sun 2016 Feb 7, 11:29am
by: mindful webworker - ludicrously

OregonMuse: ...today's book thread pic brought it back to mind when I first saw it.

Okay then. I wondered.

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Subjects: humor

on: Ace of Spades • Sun 2016 Feb 7, 10:49am
by: mindful webworker - both hands on the wheel and on the first date...

"prehensile wang"

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Subjects: humor

on: Ace of Spades • Sat 2016 Feb 6, 5:44pm
by: uptight guy from the last thread

I rarely read the comments on this site. This thead confirms the correctness of my derision. Most of the attempts at humour are pathetic. If you can't provide a serious answer, how about you ROFL?

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Subjects: humor

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2016 Feb 5, 10:18pm
by: the folks who demoted the ex-planet Pluto

By international agreement, Australia has been declared an island, and is no longer considered a continent.

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Subjects: humor

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2016 Feb 5, 9:49pm
by: mindful webworker - itchy nose

CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY AFTER READING THE ONT if you experience...

Um... does one have to have all those symptoms?

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Subjects: humor

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2016 Feb 5, 9:12am
by: mindful webworker - dodge that typo

Posted by: wilow at February 05, 2016 10:05 AM

Need to borrow an L from L,elle?

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Subjects: humor

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2016 Feb 5, 9:07am
by: mindful webworker - dodge that typo

Make America Great Again: ...Cruz and Rubio are pretty much the same person....

When seen through Trump-colored glasses.

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Subjects: Election 2016, humor

on: Ace of Spades • Thu 2016 Feb 4, 10:51pm
by: mindful webworker - ---------

Good evening, Overnighters.

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Subjects: humor

on: Ace of Spades • Wed 2016 Feb 3, 10:33pm
by: mindful webworker - I get you, babe

Maet, very clever. ISWYDT.

etc

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Subjects: humor

on: Bluebird of Bitterness • Sat 2016 Jan 23, 12:25pm
by: mindful webworker

When I saw "Happy Caturday" in my newsfeed, I was, as always, anticipating feline fun and funnies. I quickly wondered, will it be another Simon's Cat?

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Subjects: cats, humor