Speaking of Shellfishness

Speaking of shellfishness, a couple of days ago. I was rooting through the deep freeze for the ice cream, when I discovered a box of... Vegan Prawns.

?? Are Prawns usually meatatarians ??

But truly, they're made from konjac, actually, a/k/a konjaku a/k/a "elephant yam, a staple across SE Asia and very popular Japanese cuisine," combined with "nutrient-rich sea weed."

Hooo-kay. I don't mind eating unusual food. But when they have to shape it to pretend it's something animal, then, umm...

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