humor
Hump-Day Humor from Reaganite Republican
(cartoons & posters)
http://bit.ly/RR-20150909
Caption: "Can I get a refill here?"
~or~
Alternative caption: "What that homely gal in the bar starts to look like after enough beers."
Okay, found a usable IP. Here's what you missed:
In the next episode of the hit reality show Pol Swap, Donald Trump and Trey Gowdy swap barbers...
Chupacabras: Every painting hides a sniper and/or kitteh.
Or both.
Then Waldo took the bullet for the kitteh.
John Kasich: I went to a wedding where the couple just happened to be gay, but I was drunk.
I know the punchline to this one!
Early for a nominee for thread-winner? Hammer: good spot, as we say in our family.
Why is he naked?
Posted by: Y-not
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Elisabeth G. Wolfe: "Frauen Sind Die Neuen Maenner" (Women Are the New Men) by Die Prinzen.
That special season of the year! Tonight, Uncle Sam slips down the chimney of all the good little citizens…
I just realized... it's...
4th of July Eve!
But can you eat a steak with the F-35?
@votermom gets right to the meat of the matter.
Wonder what goes on in the wee hours on the ONT?
432 *Pokes*
Posted by: The Pokin' Hat at June 25, 2015 04:02 AM (7YlUk)
THEY TOLD ME THERE'D BE NO METH ON THE THREAD!
NO METH ON THE THREAD!
NO METH . . .
pardon the lithp
Green Eggs is people!
Ace has posted new rules for commenter behavior:
Something almost funny.
If this is "coffee life," methinks a jigger of hooch were added.
Engrish.com
http://bit.ly/coffee-life
tl;dr
Vic: "...we will find that these perps had rap sheets longer than my johnson..."
*types*
*ponders*
*deletes*
Miss Universe Winners chart of origins
http://bit.ly/miss-univ
As penalty for recycling the Matt, Bob, and Phil jokes from earlier in the thread, the next thread will be delayed an extra ten minutes.
Oh, I'm sorry that seemed to cut off before the conclusion of the skit.
I don't remember where I found this, but I don't think it was here.
Book thread up. Good, maybe this won't get seen. :/
FenelonSpoke: "And I think I posted this cartoon before, but I'm going to do it again because it makes me laugh:
Always enjoy your caturday posts. I especially liked the pic of Ralph post-balloon.
This has apparently been around for a year, but I hadn't seen it until today.
The resemblance is uncanny! (c/o IOTWreport)
"I got a snap and a crackle,but there was no pop."
It's a Man's Job to open the new milk jug!
jwpaine: "Rudolph? Well, of course. What you think the 3 wise guys followed to the barn?"
That was good.
Winslow Homer, "Cloud Shadows" (1890)
Not the original title. Changed because people kept asking what that stuff was on the beach.