humor
Nobody told us.
When ringing the dinner bell gets out of hand. Just goofing around. Nothing special. Except some effects.
[Wearing turban,, holding envelope to head.]
Can Anti-Corporatist Populism Save The GOP's Electoral Fortunes?
No.
Oh, thought this was the news dump. I apparently shoulda taken that left at Cape Canaveral.
Nice work, Pete. Liked the top one. My momma always said, God helps those who help themselves. I’m thinking maybe she didn’t mean like that, though.
Cheese grits substituting quinoa for corn circumvents the Suthrun Sola Grits doctrine.
Like turkey "bacon" for those who can't eat pork....
S. Muldoon > I had a small case of the measle.
A measley, eh?
rickl > I just discovered that recently myself.
Oh, good. If I was stupid, I wasn't alone.
Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2014 07:01 AM
Most. Boring. Hollywood. Story. Yet!
You lost me at Worcestershire sauce.
"Dropped a cutting board on my big toe yesterday making bread"
How does Infidel's big toe make bread?
(( does tap dance, doffs top hat ))
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
(best ever answer, at high speed on the highway)
Yes. Get out!
"...do like the deer crossing, and move the fault line."
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Big LOL, bonus pts for meme-crossing
A JJ Sefton Birthday leanie dog tribute
Hah! Vera funneh, Muldoon!
Climate Change Blamed for 'Icy Reception' to Obama Speech (People's Cube)
http://bit.ly/icyspeech
heh
Yestermorn, I was hanging out here when my muse moved me to compose one of the little amusing (at least, I hope) theological water-balloons I sometimes lob at the threads.
"...long run for a short slide..." -S. Muldoon
Yes, verily.
"...but I smiled. ...just a little bit."
Mission accomplished.
Professor Feitlebaum need are you now that we where you? Doodlebug made people laugh. A small tribute to the comedian and character actor.
Accompaniment for Doodles Weaver webwork.
» why are you working for another Moron?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
? Me?? That one sailed over my head.
Man, I've been had again, haven't I? And there was nothing down that alley but some old nasty-looking barrel that was making weird noises. Thanks a lot.
Hi. I've got the order for ten thick-crust gluten-free arugula and jickima pizzas, hold the cheese, delivered to E. Wok at the Ace of Spades Headquarters.
principal skinner, can you put your finger on this knot here, will ya?
I am the ghost of Apri Fools Past.
Chantilly lace and a pony tail, from what I heard.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
beats mine.
Ramirez's lying pidgins
http://tinyurl.com/nr5r7t6
Posted by: Vic
Liarbirds? That was almost too subtle.
and the fact that it goes to 11 on IMDB.
made me look.
I salute the iMBD webmaster responsible.
Good evening, folks.
Rex Harrison (Iberian precipitation song)
Good one, Gran.
Singing this'll be the day that Hope Change died,
this'll be the day that Hope Change died
— Unabomber
Ah, the Rise and Fall of the Village Idiot's Apprentice Empire.
Or "domain" — in keeping with earlier Seinfeld references.
And now, contestents, under which of these ordinary hats is the real treat... Crown Royal?