Mr. Feverhead: ...Koreans have 100 words for cabbage instead of snow.
THE KORAN HAS 100 WORDS FOR SNOW???
Oh. Korean. Never mind.
Sharks, man! I saw sharks in the pool!
Don't go in.
Or do, I guess. I ain' yo' mama.
I've got Shrieking Tantrum Throwing Titty Babies' first album on the original vinyl.
Or maybe that was Incredible String Band.
Don't die little thread! Don't die! I still have to brush my teeth and need to be entertained for a few more minutes!
* smacks thread with bamboo stick around head & shoulders *
* slips in side door, grabs a bottle from the buffet *
Wasn't "Comedic Assholes" the original name of the Butthole Surfers?
* burp *
I just arose, with a thought so profound, so important, that I've rushed to the computer to convey it... after feeding the pets, getting a bite for myself, and making coffee...
Miley: Someone sent me some tastefully-written porn.
She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
redc1c4 ...the only sane moron poasting on AoSHQ...
Disallowed for invoking oxymoron ("sane moron"). Also, not capitalizing "Moron." Also, spelliinggg errerror, "poaching." Er...
Robert Gibbs should've joined his uncles in the music business....
(Oooo it's a holiday...)
That was fun, WeirdDave.
Glad to see the marching geese have protection from those deadly eagles.
Or something. Quip-circuits dim tonight.
Dakota Pipeling? The precocious, is somewhat oleaginous child actress?
(That's my 2¢ for the emt. Plus tax.)
Ace: ...I have six really good articles to post about "Fake News," but that's going to take a lot of editing and synthesis....
I don't want to get caught up in the Tattoo Wars going on tonight, but I have to say...
Some comic relief. Five new original songs, somewhere between the weird and the humorous.
A very brief bit of madness, a sine of the times.
Celebrating what makes America great, or some of it.
Battling the urge to run the red
Six songs of betrayal, lost love, sogginess, and silliness, for your entertainment and enlightenment.
cthulhu #666: Hello?
You misspelled "o Hell."
Six more original songs, and a cartoon.
Just popped in and was reading upthread.
Got to Zombie's take on humor.
Talk about not funny!
Admittedly, the superhero texts require cultural familiarity.
redc1c4: (voice was ornamental)
garrett: Who here will sign my petition to make Yoko mandatory for ONT content?
I woulda been first, but I stopped to read the content...
Seamus Muldoon: ...Tomorrow's diary entry is a doozy. One of my favorites.
Way to bait the anticipation there, Seamus!
I'm pretty sure I have a near-mint copy of Frammled Skyhook and the Blinker Fluids' first LP. Never saw them in concert, though.
Reducing former estimate to six out of ten.
Ricardo Kill #69: That saw-bones NGU around?...
Wouldn't that more accurately be... saw-tooth?