The Great Webworkerini

[Wearing turban,, holding envelope to head.]

Can Anti-Corporatist Populism Save The GOP's Electoral Fortunes?
No.

The Stupidest Article About Guns You Will Ever Read
Must be the Rolling Stone one the Mrs told me about.

WaPo Doesn't Like The Results Of Its Election Model
Fire that model and get a new gal.

The Problem Of Emotional Immigration Stories
is that the majority of people don't actually think, they feel.

House Republicans Take Aim At EPA Climate Rules
Only the Climate Rules? Why not the whole thing!!!

Maryland Gov Doesn't Want Obama's Illegals
Governors should have busses waiting. When Obama dumps them somewhere, herd them all onto other busses, heading for the White House lawn. Or South Chicago. What, the Court said States can't? Tough.

How Obama Questions Your Patriotism
Hm. I might click this one. Just for fun.

NYFD Finally Reaches Gender Equality
Fired everybody?
Fired, get it?
Be here all night. Tip the veal. Try the waitresses.

Man Arrested For Stabbing Watermelon
I'm pretty tired of these Communists in Ecofreak clothing myself.

Thor's Getting A Sex Change
In the name of Equality and Fairness, a demigoddess with large orbs bulging out of her tunic. I liked the Beta Ray Bill stories, when that orange-skinned extraterrestrial had the hammer. Walt Simonson I think did those.

California May Vote On Six State Plan In 2016
2016? California, indeed the USA, should only last so long!

Things Are Getting Dicey In Jersey City
Jersey. Whatcha gonna do? It's like a whole 'nuther planet. This the fake 911 cop story?

TSA Agent Unaware The District Of Columbia Is In America
Colombia, District of, like Mexico, New, easy to get confused. Could happen to any product of the public educational brainwashing institutions.

Follow me on twitter.
Don't I need to be a Twit myself to do that?

I promise not to do this again. Much.

Okay, guess I'll go click on that Obama link.