Big Toe Baking

"Dropped a cutting board on my big toe yesterday making bread"

How does Infidel's big toe make bread?

(( does tap dance, doffs top hat ))

Was the article I'm not going to click about leaving messages through the phone system? Because that's truly last millennium. Sending a voice file attached to a text is better, and I would prefer it to typing often, but needs improvement. Conversations with time to reflect.

Morning, Glories.