humor
Introduction: Something new emerging.
Subjects: cats, ducks, experience, giraffes, humor, kiss, rage, self-awareness
there are consequences for blasting-out your crazy for the entire freaking world to see? Who'd-a-thunk?
Buy our new CD, "Hate Messages Written in Lipstick on Her Breasts," also available on iTunes. Hard-corpse punk-country. Or Count-punkry for sorority types.
"My grandpa has those. Turns out he really just wets his pants. That is when he remembers to put them on."
The wonders of punctuation (or lack thereof).
I (heart) Dick Cheney
You just take your shotgun and you go out on your porch and fire off a couple barrels, BLAM! BLAM! --that'll chase off those drones.
Nine-point symmetry.
Ebert's reviews in the Siskel-Ebert days told me whether I wanted to see a movie. His tastes were not mine, but I knew his, so it worked. Siskel not so much. Post-stroke, well, poor Roger.
Subjects: cats, Disney, dogs, humor, organized religion, snow, work
Curse you, Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 18, 2013 10:04 PM, for posting the link to http://www.engrish.com/ -- endless time to be wasted, as I just did.
A smoldering story of careless passion.
"The men dining there could be fed sauteed cardboard, and would never notice."
How did you find out our secret recipe? Industrial spy!
It's not very long. It just feels that way.
Subjects: addiction, anxiety, Batman, Captain America, humor, Oscars, Spirit, superheroes and supervillains, Superman, television, wonder
Subjects: dogs, food, humor, irony, nonsense, puns, relationships
Subjects: accident, Bartlesville, Batman, Chicago, fire, gangs, hope, humor, irony, music video, solar system
Subjects: Bartlesville, birds, cats, Disney, Father Guido Sarducci, flying squid, heroes, humor, Spider-Man, squirrel, Stan Lee, Star Wars
Ecto gammat, dammit!
Subjects: kiss, romance, honor, morality, permission, Bruce Willis, Fifth Element, Audi, commercial, humor
Subjects: asteroid, brain, breakfast, broken heart, Fifth Element, horses, humor, lion, Mars, music video
Subjects: asteroid, banana, breakfast, cheetah, comics, cosmology, Ella Fitzgerald, first contact, food, gun rights, history, Holocaust, humor, Jewish, Memorial Day, moon, mutation, numbers, Second Amendment, snakes, sports, Star Trek, terror, threat, WW2, XKCD
One foot in front of the other. Usually. Turing Circuits #7.
Feminists glorifying one night stand
Interstate projects stealing land
Things are going last as O planned...
Hm. Was going to email you about a link, but can't track down an address here, so, comment it is, I guess.