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"Pachydermatologist" - this is the kind of thing that I will wake up chuckling about weeks from now.

The elephant just needs some wrinkle remover - better get the Jumbo size.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2018 Feb 21
Subjects: puns, elephants

Pete, that last pic of the Huskie is how I felt on your tsunami of pun-ishment.

Good one. Had me :) ing.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2017 Sep 17
Subjects: puns

logprof : Haydn

I chuckled.

I need more Haydn in my music collection. I'll put it on my Chopin Listz

Read all… Subjects: added on 2017 May 26
Subjects: musician, puns

Stringer Davis #459:
Lintels and potatoes?
Don't stand in the doorway!

That was weak... but much better than any acknowledgement of the tpyo that I had come up with.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2017 May 19
Subjects: humor, puns

I opened the blog and immediately thought, "what's that smell?" Then I saw the painting.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2017 Apr 10
Subjects: puns, The Art of

Didn't Captain Kirk manage to defeat one of those evil artificial intelligence takeovers by reading from the Collected Puns & Limericks of Seamus Muldoon?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2017 Mar 25
Subjects: puns, Star Trek
Half crazy duo
Short & Tall Tales

A very brief bit of madness, a sine of the times.

Verse added on 2016 Oct 14
Subjects: silliness, sanity, puns
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I see the piano puns ran out quickly. I'm glad. Bunch of treblemakers.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Aug 31
Subjects: puns

Jim: Looks like those kittens just got mugged.

Oh, ouch. That took me a while.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Aug 3
Subjects: puns

IllTemperedCur #33 These hobos are easy to track.

We're not going to tie this to a bunch of puns already, are we? To want to do that you'd have to have a loco motive.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Jul 18
Subjects: puns

cthulhu: Wouldn't that be "sausage, egg, and Chi's sammiches"?

HAH! Now I can quit lurking and go to bed.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Jun 17
Subjects: aloha, puns

Evening, folks stuck and not stuck in heavy machinery!

Saw some chatter about Tesla up there?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 May 15
Subjects: puns, Tesla, Tulsa

sven10077: I liked Mama Cass...

Shoulda knowed someone would beat me to that bit.

h/t sven

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 May 5
Subjects: puns

cthulhu #18: Cass Sunstein is one of the most evil people on the planet...

I thought she choked on a sandwich. Great voice, though.

O_o

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 May 5
Subjects: puns

johnd01: Huh. The Geico Greco.

I came up with one pun. And it's been used. (Glad I checked.)

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Mar 31
Subjects: puns

The curse of the people who can't stop making puns
...a medical condition called Witzelsucht...
BBC
http://bbc.in/21IZ4wX

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Mar 24
Subjects: mental health, puns

Not to egg y'all on, but when folks start feathering the thread with avian puns, it's a sure sign the thread is past its best laying years. Time for a nood to which everyone can fly. Nest paw?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Mar 24
Subjects: puns

Milady got up. I hit her with Muldoon's Fields Strawberry Forever pun. She went back to bed for hours.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Mar 15
Subjects: puns

Seamus Muldoon: All because his girlfriend sent him a John Deere letter.

Yow! good'n.

If only I could come up with a massey furgeson of a reply to that one.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Mar 9
Subjects: puns

Seamus Muldoon: ...pharaoh faucet majors....

Blindsided! I did. not. see. that. coming!!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Mar 8
Subjects: puns

I keep trying to come up with something that would work with shooting fish in the barrel, but nothing works.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 22
Subjects: fish, puns

Oh, arg, someone slipped salmon pun in before mine. I was going to say I'm not cu trout for this kind of thing, but somebody used trout already, too.

I'm fin ished.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 22
Subjects: fish, puns

I note that "floundering" has been used twice and "haliibut" has been used three times. C'mon people, I know it's Monday but you can do better than that.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 22
Subjects: puns

Seamus Muldoon: Ah, gar funkel yourself!

I know my come-back
will be willowed
by and by, Lord, by and by...

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 20
Subjects: Bullwinkle, Paul Simon, puns

Seamus Muldoon: That is some partially sage advice...to use rosemary at that time of the month.

Ow ow ow I feel scarred byyour fairely bad pun.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 20
Subjects: Paul Simon, puns

Ed Schultz - Milady suggests instead of callling his pathetic effort a "superPAC," it should be called a sub-comPAC.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 19
Subjects: Ed Schultz, puns

Nood repost and I've probably got better things to do than keep hanging around with this circus.

Whattaya call a small Mexican Islamic place that spreads a deadly virus?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 8
Subjects: puns

I've bean watching this thread, and, holy cow! I have no beef with y'all doing food puns, but I wouldn't want to egg you on. It's such a cereal feeling.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 6
Subjects: puns

Full name was Johannes Georg Pauli Ringo.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 4
Subjects: Beatles, puns

Seamus Muldoon: He chose that major because he liked working with baby dogs. Six semesters in he still hasn't figured out his initial mistake.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Feb 2
Subjects: dogs, puns

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