I opened the blog and immediately thought, "what's that smell?" Then I saw the painting.
Didn't Captain Kirk manage to defeat one of those evil artificial intelligence takeovers by reading from the Collected Puns & Limericks of Seamus Muldoon?
A very brief bit of madness, a sine of the times.
I see the piano puns ran out quickly. I'm glad. Bunch of treblemakers.
Jim: Looks like those kittens just got mugged.
Oh, ouch. That took me a while.
IllTemperedCur #33 These hobos are easy to track.
We're not going to tie this to a bunch of puns already, are we? To want to do that you'd have to have a loco motive.
cthulhu: Wouldn't that be "sausage, egg, and Chi's sammiches"?
HAH! Now I can quit lurking and go to bed.
Evening, folks stuck and not stuck in heavy machinery!
Saw some chatter about Tesla up there?
sven10077: I liked Mama Cass...
Shoulda knowed someone would beat me to that bit.
cthulhu #18: Cass Sunstein is one of the most evil people on the planet...
I thought she choked on a sandwich. Great voice, though.
johnd01: Huh. The Geico Greco.
I came up with one pun. And it's been used. (Glad I checked.)
The curse of the people who can't stop making puns
...a medical condition called Witzelsucht...
Not to egg y'all on, but when folks start feathering the thread with avian puns, it's a sure sign the thread is past its best laying years. Time for a nood to which everyone can fly. Nest paw?
Milady got up. I hit her with Muldoon's Fields Strawberry Forever pun. She went back to bed for hours.
Seamus Muldoon: All because his girlfriend sent him a John Deere letter.
If only I could come up with a massey furgeson of a reply to that one.
Seamus Muldoon: ...pharaoh faucet majors....
Blindsided! I did. not. see. that. coming!!
I keep trying to come up with something that would work with shooting fish in the barrel, but nothing works.
Oh, arg, someone slipped salmon pun in before mine. I was going to say I'm not cu trout for this kind of thing, but somebody used trout already, too.
I'm fin ished.
I note that "floundering" has been used twice and "haliibut" has been used three times. C'mon people, I know it's Monday but you can do better than that.
Seamus Muldoon: Ah, gar funkel yourself!
I know my come-back
will be willowed
by and by, Lord, by and by...
Seamus Muldoon: That is some partially sage advice...to use rosemary at that time of the month.
Ow ow ow I feel scarred byyour fairely bad pun.
Ed Schultz - Milady suggests instead of callling his pathetic effort a "superPAC," it should be called a sub-comPAC.
Nood repost and I've probably got better things to do than keep hanging around with this circus.
Whattaya call a small Mexican Islamic place that spreads a deadly virus?
I've bean watching this thread, and, holy cow! I have no beef with y'all doing food puns, but I wouldn't want to egg you on. It's such a cereal feeling.
Full name was Johannes Georg Pauli Ringo.
Seamus Muldoon: He chose that major because he liked working with baby dogs. Six semesters in he still hasn't figured out his initial mistake.
Seamus Muldoon: Well, a coin is a geometric solid- a cylinder with diameter >> height, just saying.
* scratches head *
What the heck, I'm gonna stay here a minute more anyway.
...Please reattach your manacles...