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Seamus Muldoon: Well, a coin is a geometric solid- a cylinder with diameter >> height, just saying.

* scratches head *

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Jan 17
Subjects: puns

BTW...

Seamus Muldoon #7: Frost!!

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Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Jan 14
Subjects: puns

What the heck, I'm gonna stay here a minute more anyway.

...Please reattach your manacles...

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Jan 4
Subjects: puns

Seamus Muldoon #22: "...You can call me Owl."

Annnd, Seamus is in the house!

Owl! Owl! Owwwwwl!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Jan 2
Subjects: puns

Glad this thread is expired. I couldn't take it any schlonger.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Dec 23
Subjects: blogs, puns

Wasn't Amity and Comity a show on Fox News?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Dec 2
Subjects: puns

Seamus Muldoon: …Might need surgery and end up with a semicolon.…

Punctuated semicolon.

There's a code for that, right?

---*twofer*---

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Nov 19
Subjects: mind, puns

Seamus Muldoon: ...Sandy Dunkin' and Pauly Shore.

OWWW!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Nov 4
Subjects: climate, Progressives Playbook, puns

BackwardsBoy at November 04, 2015 08:23 AM (LUgeY)

Appreciated, BB.

Lugey??

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Nov 4
Subjects: prayer, puns

ManWithNoParty: Well, as you are apparently posting here while driving, they may have a point.

Of course I'm not posting while driving.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Oct 6
Subjects: advertising, Missouri, puns

Parting thought:

All cats are Meaoists.

Dang. That sounded better in my head.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Oct 2
Subjects: cats, puns

Seamus Muldoon: [ijLightly used, pre-owned puns on sale this week only.

Okay then. Was worried you were losing your edge....

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Sep 21
Subjects: puns

Seamus Muldoon: It's an Allahm clock!

That took you this long?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Sep 21
Subjects: puns

My poor brain keeps trying to fit "what's a joo" as the set-up for the joke that ends "Nothin'.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Sep 5
Subjects: puns

All change-y and hope-y, yeah
A full scale Utopia

You-topey-eaaah.

A rhyme almost as strained as the puns, Muldoon.

* golf club *

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Aug 15
Subjects: puns

Jay Guevara: Firewood?

So, you're saying, throw another faggot on the fire?

[self-denunciation function employed]

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jul 18
Subjects: puns

Ollie Boxoffer: Sore loin, in other words.

Holy cow! I'd steak a bet that well-done remark was almost Muldoon-worthy.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jul 7
Subjects: puns

"The left is getting the banned back together. "

They're on a mission from... Gaia?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jun 25
Subjects: puns

Anyone engaging in paronomasia* in this thread should be severely punished.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jun 9
Subjects: puns

Spicy Possum-Catfish-Cheddar Casserole!

Here's the recipe...

Oh, wait, thought this was the food thread.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jun 9
Subjects: opossum, puns

Which is the correct usage, then?

A possum coriandered across the road in front of my car.

or

A possum got coriandered by my car.

?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jun 9
Subjects: opossum, puns

Pete: "... inexorably drawn into a vortex,never to be seen again."

A black hole, so to speak.

(I denounce myself preemptively.)

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Mar 28
Subjects: puns, Impeach Obama

"they put Ripple in mini bottles now?"

I think I still have one of Minnie Ripple's LPs around here somewhere.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Mar 13
Subjects: puns

Keeping a platypus, the problem is not the legality.

… … … It's the bill.

:D

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Feb 26
Subjects: puns, platypuses

J.J. Sefton: "And the evil Joos sunk the Titanic. The Icebergs."

Groan! That can't be a new joke, but it's new to me. Funny.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jan 29
Subjects: Jewish, puns

By which I mean, Muldoon, your rye humor is appreciated. At yeast by me.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jan 21
Subjects: puns

Muldoon: "Must have been loafers"

Oh, one of your best. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jan 21
Subjects: puns

Tried to come up with a naughtical pun in last thread, but got stuck trying to use mast or bait....

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Dec 26
Subjects: puns

Drudge's best headline currently:

COPS: Hooker Took Hookahs After Getting Stiffed

Yes, Beavis, he did that.

(Don't mind me. Just straightening my sock.)

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Sep 7
Subjects: Drudge Report, puns

More insectuous than a butterfly collector's parlor.
-Famous Seamus

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Aug 27
Subjects: puns

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