puns
Seamus Muldoon: Well, a coin is a geometric solid- a cylinder with diameter >> height, just saying.
* scratches head *
BTW...
Seamus Muldoon #7: Frost!!
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What the heck, I'm gonna stay here a minute more anyway.
...Please reattach your manacles...
Seamus Muldoon #22: "...You can call me Owl."
Annnd, Seamus is in the house!
Owl! Owl! Owwwwwl!
Glad this thread is expired. I couldn't take it any schlonger.
Wasn't Amity and Comity a show on Fox News?
Seamus Muldoon: …Might need surgery and end up with a semicolon.…
Punctuated semicolon.
There's a code for that, right?
---*twofer*---
Seamus Muldoon: ...Sandy Dunkin' and Pauly Shore.
OWWW!
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BackwardsBoy at November 04, 2015 08:23 AM (LUgeY)
Appreciated, BB.
Lugey??
ManWithNoParty: Well, as you are apparently posting here while driving, they may have a point.
Of course I'm not posting while driving.
Parting thought:
All cats are Meaoists.
Dang. That sounded better in my head.
Seamus Muldoon: [ijLightly used, pre-owned puns on sale this week only.
Okay then. Was worried you were losing your edge....
Seamus Muldoon: It's an Allahm clock!
That took you this long?
My poor brain keeps trying to fit "what's a joo" as the set-up for the joke that ends "Nothin'.
All change-y and hope-y, yeah
A full scale Utopia
You-topey-eaaah.
A rhyme almost as strained as the puns, Muldoon.
* golf club *
Jay Guevara: Firewood?
So, you're saying, throw another faggot on the fire?
[self-denunciation function employed]
Ollie Boxoffer: Sore loin, in other words.
Holy cow! I'd steak a bet that well-done remark was almost Muldoon-worthy.
"The left is getting the banned back together. "
They're on a mission from... Gaia?
Anyone engaging in paronomasia* in this thread should be severely punished.
Spicy Possum-Catfish-Cheddar Casserole!
Here's the recipe...
Oh, wait, thought this was the food thread.
Which is the correct usage, then?
A possum coriandered across the road in front of my car.
or
A possum got coriandered by my car.
?
Pete: "... inexorably drawn into a vortex,never to be seen again."
A black hole, so to speak.
(I denounce myself preemptively.)
"they put Ripple in mini bottles now?"
I think I still have one of Minnie Ripple's LPs around here somewhere.
Keeping a platypus, the problem is not the legality.
… … … It's the bill.
J.J. Sefton: "And the evil Joos sunk the Titanic. The Icebergs."
Groan! That can't be a new joke, but it's new to me. Funny.
By which I mean, Muldoon, your rye humor is appreciated. At yeast by me.
Muldoon: "Must have been loafers"
Oh, one of your best. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Tried to come up with a naughtical pun in last thread, but got stuck trying to use mast or bait....
Drudge's best headline currently:
COPS: Hooker Took Hookahs After Getting Stiffed
Yes, Beavis, he did that.
(Don't mind me. Just straightening my sock.)
More insectuous than a butterfly collector's parlor.
-Famous Seamus