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Jack Benny Fiddles while George Burns
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
God, I feel old.
Oh, hi, people smart enough to shelter at AoSHQ in the midst of the calamity.
"Someone in the ONT pointed out that fiddles had not yet been invented when Nero was in office."
Posted by: GnuBreed
I'd say he's a lyre.
I wonder if UrbanDictionary would accept an entry for "stichomythia" with all the definitions given here?
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re: S. Muldoon at June 01, 2014 09:28 AM (NeFrd)
(Guess the instructions "use in a sentence" were a bit loose.)
Howdy!
These are "White Hispanics," ¿si? (Couldn't resist.)
"Henry frantically looked and came to a stunning realization...."
I'm going schitzo mistrusting my perceptions...
That's right... I'm coming apart at the seems. 
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You guys are good at this! —FenelonSpoke
*snort*
joint pain? ... Try a bong, instead.
Posted by: CO pot growers
Exactly. [toon in nick - warning: may be constrood as rayciss]
You know, pharaoh faucet majors!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
groan
I wonder if Seamus was saving that one up since back when he had the poster.
Anyway, isnt extra bacon an oxymoron?
"Redundant" is not a synonym for oxymoron.
Posted by: SFGoth
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Subjects: dogs, food, humor, irony, nonsense, puns, relationships
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Family breakfast showtime
But not too seriously.
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They quack me up.
They quack me up.
Multi-culturalism at its most refined.
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