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CBD: Braised, roasted, fried?

FenelonSpeaks wins the Worst Autocucumber Award for the day, no contest.

What do they taste like? Well, chicken, of course.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Oct 1
Subjects: autocorrect

dog jazz - that was a fortuitous tpyo.

* cues up some Miles Davis *

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jun 19
Subjects: autocorrect

"Good save Judd from this administration???"

Now that I'm up, dressed, fed a little, and look back at my initial message ... wtf?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Feb 13
Subjects: autocorrect, chance

Velvet Ambition: "What's a tyop"

Tyopgrahpical erorr. Autoincorrect at work.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Dec 9
Subjects: autocorrect

Hate seeing a tyop just as I've hit 'post'!

guild = filled buttery waffle well, of course

guild ... computers are so stupid.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Dec 9
Subjects: autocorrect

"Avoid at all costs," I meant, of course, darn you editor fail.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Nov 28
Subjects: autocorrect, business

#144 put = port, dangit

How do I turn of Autoincorrect?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Nov 9
Subjects: autocorrect

I'm finally fed up enough with Autoincorrect that I will sacrifice the convenience of predictive text. But I can't remember how to turn it off on this android.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Nov 7
Subjects: autocorrect, fail

"Who was the little dog who, when given a teat, would float up into the air?"

Possibly the greatest tee-up of the month.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Oct 5
Subjects: autocorrect

"Posted by: mindful webworker - obit! another day! "

obit????? OBOY!!!!! Holy opposite intentions, Batman!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Aug 29
Subjects: autocorrect

"a single pinning punning comeback"

d@mn you, Autoincorrect!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Aug 27
Subjects: autocorrect, fail

Me, 'way back at #312, FTR

"And a couple sizeable urns with towers."

urns = urbs, urban areas

durn burn

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Aug 19
Subjects: autocorrect, earthquake, Oklahoma

My spellchecker changed quiche to quinoa. When we used to serve food here, we had Quiche and Quinoa specials. Sign said, "say Keesh and Keen-wah!"

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Jul 20
Subjects: autocorrect, food

Pistol Pete, the resident Vic over at PoliNation, notes that yesterday was GWB's 68th birthday.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Jul 7
Subjects: autocorrect, birthday, George W Bush, Ony

"one spin gosh darnit. "
Posted by: teej

At least it was evident by context what you meant; the auto-re-correct in my head hardly noticed.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Jul 6
Subjects: autocorrect

elaine > Just pretend my iphone autocorrected wrong on all those typos, okay?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Jun 30
Subjects: autocorrect

I wonder if UrbanDictionary would accept an entry for "stichomythia" with all the definitions given here?

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Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Jun 1
Subjects: autocorrect, language, puns

It is better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to attempt to type a comment and have Autoincorrect make sure you look like one.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 May 13
Subjects: autocorrect

Eva's! I mused the whine...

wait, whut? fangers? autoincorrect? hello?

Egad, I missed the whole morning thread. (That's more like it.)

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Apr 21
Subjects: autocorrect, Easter, Oklahoma, Spring

"Can God make a rock buffet than he can lift?"

Oh, how I love autoincorrect, let me count the ways.

Rock buffet ... with extra kaboom

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Mar 31
Subjects: autocorrect, Spirit of Truth

"...gay people enjoy the same statues as every other member of the population...." -Aetius451AD

Especially Michaelangelo's David.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Feb 24
Subjects: autocorrect

I'm using iPad now. It tried to change Nic to webworms?
Posted by: Carol

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Feb 19
Subjects: autocorrect, webworker

chemistr's??

chemjeff.

I think autoincorrect has gone bmuts.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Jan 8
Subjects: autocorrect

My #103: . Big hand, food, big hand!

FOLKS! not 'food'! At least autoincorrect didn't say 'foot'! Although, that would've been funnier.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Jan 1
Subjects: autocorrect, fail

I come back and see I wrote,

"Time to feed the peaks."

What, now I'm a mountain man? What I get for trying to be clever. I was going for "pesks."

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Dec 30
Subjects: autocorrect, pet

Christmas. Why would autoincorrect let me say Cristmas?? Sheesh!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Dec 25
Subjects: autocorrect, Christmas

Um... my #114? Spellchecker 'fixed' "doncha" into "dingba"?? WTFF??

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Nov 14
Subjects: autocorrect

stereo? I fixed that - twice! danggg autoincorrect!

Atwerk - added to dictionary.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Oct 4
Subjects: autocorrect, language

Rube Goldberg. Autoincorrect+Editneglect. Have a day, y'all. Stay true blue.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Sep 26
Subjects: autocorrect

"...hardly ever put them him out on the tether...."

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Sep 7
Subjects: autocorrect, cats, Gimli

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Additional uncaught exception thrown while handling exception.

Original

PDOException: SQLSTATE[42000]: Syntax error or access violation: 1142 INSERT command denied to user 'mindfulwebworks'@'184.168.193.123' for table 'accesslog': INSERT INTO {accesslog} (title, path, url, hostname, uid, sid, timer, timestamp) VALUES (:db_insert_placeholder_0, :db_insert_placeholder_1, :db_insert_placeholder_2, :db_insert_placeholder_3, :db_insert_placeholder_4, :db_insert_placeholder_5, :db_insert_placeholder_6, :db_insert_placeholder_7); Array ( [:db_insert_placeholder_0] => autocorrect [:db_insert_placeholder_1] => taxonomy/term/2547 [:db_insert_placeholder_2] => [:db_insert_placeholder_3] => 54.224.216.155 [:db_insert_placeholder_4] => 0 [:db_insert_placeholder_5] => TUxvB6mbYbObkGalc2wThhjuFQ-UAJrs_Yk9rfCzoI8 [:db_insert_placeholder_6] => 2021 [:db_insert_placeholder_7] => 1531800096 ) in statistics_exit() (line 93 of /home/content/04/7574404/html/drupal7/modules/statistics/statistics.module).

Additional

PDOException: SQLSTATE[42000]: Syntax error or access violation: 1142 INSERT command denied to user 'mindfulwebworks'@'184.168.193.123' for table 'watchdog': INSERT INTO {watchdog} (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (:db_insert_placeholder_0, :db_insert_placeholder_1, :db_insert_placeholder_2, :db_insert_placeholder_3, :db_insert_placeholder_4, :db_insert_placeholder_5, :db_insert_placeholder_6, :db_insert_placeholder_7, :db_insert_placeholder_8, :db_insert_placeholder_9); Array ( [:db_insert_placeholder_0] => 0 [:db_insert_placeholder_1] => php [:db_insert_placeholder_2] => %type: !message in %function (line %line of %file). [:db_insert_placeholder_3] => a:6:{s:5:"%type";s:12:"PDOException";s:8:"!message";s:888:"SQLSTATE[42000]: Syntax error or access violation: 1142 INSERT command denied to user 'mindfulwebworks'@'184.168.193.123' for table 'accesslog': INSERT INTO {accesslog} (title, path, url, hostname, uid, sid, timer, timestamp) VALUES (:db_insert_placeholder_0, :db_insert_placeholder_1, :db_insert_placeholder_2, :db_insert_placeholder_3, :db_insert_placeholder_4, :db_insert_placeholder_5, :db_insert_placeholder_6, :db_insert_placeholder_7); Array ( [:db_insert_placeholder_0] => autocorrect [:db_insert_placeholder_1] => taxonomy/term/2547 [:db_insert_placeholder_2] => [:db_insert_placeholder_3] => 54.224.216.155 [:db_insert_placeholder_4] => 0 [:db_insert_placeholder_5] => TUxvB6mbYbObkGalc2wThhjuFQ-UAJrs_Yk9rfCzoI8 [:db_insert_placeholder_6] => 2021 [:db_insert_placeholder_7] => 1531800096 ) ";s:9:"%function";s:17:"statistics_exit()";s:5:"%file";s:74:"/home/content/04/7574404/html/drupal7/modules/statistics/statistics.module";s:5:"%line";i:93;s:14:"severity_level";i:3;} [:db_insert_placeholder_4] => 3 [:db_insert_placeholder_5] => [:db_insert_placeholder_6] => http://mindfulwebworks.com/subject/autocorrect [:db_insert_placeholder_7] => [:db_insert_placeholder_8] => 54.224.216.155 [:db_insert_placeholder_9] => 1531800098 ) in dblog_watchdog() (line 160 of /home/content/04/7574404/html/drupal7/modules/dblog/dblog.module).