Car/Stripper Name?

Breezing along, sipping this wine, reading comments, when suddenly it hits me: wtf am I doing?

Am I too late with the car/stripper name?

When I was seriously younger, I went to a strip club in Tulsa once - well, not really a strip club because the laws said you couldn't disrobe, so they'd dance, duck behind a curtain, come back out with less on. Also, they never got nude because nipples and the triangle had to be covered.

But, anyway, there was this dancer I got to talking to who was kinda farm-gal muscular and had too many tattoos. Found out her name was International Harvester Travelall.

Downed my beer, skeedaddled out, and never entered a gentleman's joint again.

True story.