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The Art of

Somewhere between the weird and the humorous

Some comic relief.
Or something.

Start time
Song title (linked to lyrics)
Origin date
Album

01:02
Bullets & Beef
Feb 1984
Short & Tall Tales

02:47
Actress
1983 Apr 20
Best of Spirits

04:09
Murphy Slaw
March 2000
Best of Spirits

05:23
Pop on the Line
1990
Loves Lost & Found

08:02
Half Crazy
1987
Short & Tall Tales
______

Recorded 2016 Oct 9
at us75.com/, Bartlesville
All lyrics & tunes
created, performed, &
© Mindful Webworker

Only "Murphy Slaw" has
ever been previously
published to the public.
(Now you know why.)

Much stagecraft assistance:
M.J. Clark II

Created using
CyberLink Power Director
______

Media sources,
gratefully acknowledged:

--Introduction--

Video:
Jefferson Airplane
White Rabbit
(Grace Slick, Woodstock,
Aug 17 1969)
StupeurAlice
youtu.be/R_raXzIRgsA

Audio:
Triad
Jefferson Airplane
Crown of Creation

Video:
The Beatles Live
At Circus Krone 1966
musicman73100
youtu.be/bXiKbll-32Y

Audio:
Taxman
The Beatles
Revolver

Audio:
Tough guy Humphrey Bogart
as Duke Mantee
in "The Petrified Forest"
mandyinseattle
youtu.be/lAdi8H8A9NU

--Bullets & Beef--

Picture:
Remington Model700-CDL-SF.jpg
remington.com/rifles

Picture:
Black Angus
texascenturyangus.com/sales.html

Picture:
Jack Daniels
qualityliquorstore.com/jackdaniels/

--Actress--

Picture:
Theater masks
insideoffthewall.com

Picture:
Stage lights
gualalaarts.org/

Picture:
Actress
darlingway.com/

--Pop on the Line--

Picture:
Zenith TV 1960s
pintrest.com

Picture:
Telephone Co Ad
vintag.es/

Picture:
Old-Fashioned Phone
faculty.washington.edu/

Picture:
Girl on Wall Phone
eppsnet.com/

Audio:
Busy Signal
soundbyter.com

Picture:
Little girl on telephone
dumpaday.com/

Picture:
Clint Eastwood on Pay Phone
fanpop.com/

Picture:
Connie Francis on phone
thehistoryofpop-the60s.
blogspot.com

Picture:
Bobby Soxer on phone
pinterest.com/
gailhullender/

Picture:
Shocked man on phone
witzend.wordpress.com/

Picture:
Two 1960s teen couples
pixgood.com/

Picture:
Three girls on telephone
pinterest.com/
taras20thbday/

Picture:
Teen girl on phone
some Tumblr account

Audio:
Zipper
SyentifikFilms

Picture:
Silly phone headgear
67notout.com/

--Credits--

Audio:
Old Ringing Phone
SmithGear
youtu.be/N2jZmXePKV0

Animated pic:
Phone ringing
clipartkid.com

Audio/Video:
It's a Wonderful Life




Short & Tall Tales

It's a sine of the times

    G
I'm only half crazy
    Em
The other half's fine
      C
You'd half, too, be crazy
       D
With a life like mine.
    G
I'm off on a tangent
             Em
Where do I cosine?
     C
This song is half there
          G
Like this line
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop Episode #10, 2016 Oct 14.



Love's Lost and Found

A lack of privacy in the ancient times

1.
F7
Pourin' out my heart to Cindy Lou
Bb
Pipin' out the words that speak of love so true
    C
Did Daddy discover what we were gonna do?
       F7
Was it really Pop on the line?

F7
Doo wah diddy, doo wah daddy,
Bb7
Doo wah did he listen in on you & me?
C7
Doo wah diddy, doo wah daddy,
       F7                C7
Got to doo whah choo got to (3 4 5).
2.
F7
Are we gonna go and do it anyway?
   Bb7
As long as they suspect, they're gonna make us pay.
C7
What if Daddy knows but doesn't give it away
            F7
That it was really Pop on the line?

F7
Bee bop a loolah, fiddle dee dee,
Bb7
My Cindy Loolah fiddle 'round with me (hoo hoo!)
C7
Bee bop a loolah, fiddle dee dee,
F7                   C7         F7
Cindy Lou's Daddy be boppin' on me
3.
             C7
She cause my pants to unbuckle

and my stars to shine,
         F7
But I suspect I better zzzzip
          C7         F7
If it was Pop on the line!
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop Episode #10, 2016 Oct 14.



Best of Spirits

Just try to keep up

1.
c-d-c     F
She's two thoughts ahead of you

In everything you do

You think you're teaching her

You find out she's been teaching you

         Bb7
When you think you've got her figured out

She turns around
        F
And the woman you thought you knew so well

Is nowhere to be found

        C
She's a mystery
   Bb7                    F    C
An actress of the first degree
2.
c-d-c     F
She's two steps ahead of you

Whenever you're on the go

When you wonder where you're heading

That's when she lets you know.

    Bb7
You think she's drifting off

She gives you that smile
        F
And you know that she was teasing you

All the while

        C
She's nobility
   Bb7                    F    C  F
An actress of the first degree.
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop Episode #10, 2016 Oct 14.



Short & Tall Tales

What makes America great

1.
F
Big dead cadavers rotissin' in the winda
Bb7
Ten-point buck tied onto the fenda
F
Got drunk and shot off muh toe on a benda
    C7
But don't take my bullets and beef
2.
F
Bullets & Beef, Bullets & Beef
Bb7
I suppose they mighta caused a little bit o' grief
    F
But its a free country & ya better believe
        C7
I'll be guardin' my freezer with my shotgun
3.
F
Bullets & Beef, Bullets & Beef
Bb7
I gotta warnin' for the po-tential thief
        F
I gotta itchy trigger finger, it'd be a relief t' me
   C7
T' finally say that I shot one!
4.
           F
(You'd be) One more cadaver rotissin' in my winda
Bb7
Ten points for Commies tied onto the fenda
F
Give it to me raw or burn it to a cinder
     C7
Just don't take muh bullets & beef!
5.
F
Bullets & Beef, Bullets & Beef
Bb7
Don't need no heroin, cocaine, or reef'
         F
I want a pistol-packin' President commander-in-chief
            C7
Won't but a ballot in the box if he's not one!
6.
F
Big dead cadavers rotatin' in my belly
Bb7
Breathin' sweatin' fartin' eatin' flesh can make yuh smelly
         F
Pull the trigger on the bottle and blow my brains to jelly
     C7
Just don't take muh bullets and beef!
F
Bullets & Beef, Bullets & Beef

(fade)
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop Episode #10, 2016 Oct 14.



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