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Best of Spirits

Picking up the phantom hitchhiker.

[Introduction]

1.
        C
Q. When I was in
  New York recently,
D
Someone mentioned a
  "phantom hitchhiker" who
E
Supposedly haunts the
                 Am
  New York State Thruway.
       F
Sounds weird;
           Em
What's the story?
Dm Bb  G   C
B. A., Des Plaines
2.
           C
A: For the last five years,
    D
The story has
surfaced periodically
     E
Of a young, beared man
        Am
Dressed all in white
    F
Who thumbs rides along
      Em       Dm  Bb  G
  the thruway.

3.
         C
When the fellow is
  given a lift,
          D
the story goes,
     E
He begins talking about
  Am
religion --
F
Then disappears
           Em
  from the car
Dm
During the
        Bb     Bdim
  conversation
4.
   C
Dr Lydia Fish
   D
of Buffalo State College
   E
Is studying stories
       Am
of the phantom.
F
So far
  she has collected
More than
  Em
  sixty reports of
Dm7            G
The Mysterious Stranger

Mindful Webworks | Best of Spirits | The Mysterious Stranger, page 2
[The Mysterious Stranger]

5. [Slow & sultry -- hot]
C
Sunday Chicago --
  D
  out in the street
E
People out walkin'
   Am
  around in the heat
   F
So many you meet
    Em
Who don't give
  Dm         Bb    Bdim
  any of themselves
6. [Driving, rising heat]
C
Summer-bound city --
  D
  out for a drive
    E
The people are dead
          Am
  but the city's alive
    F
The city's a hive.
       Em     
  It's pretty if
  Dm                  Bb  Bdim
  you're just driving by

[Bridge #1]
Cmaj7
Passing the towers
       Dm7
  that crowd by the lake
Ebmaj7
Thinking how much all this
  Dbmaj7     C
  city seems fake.

7.
C
One person hitchhiking
     D
  -- going somewhere
     E
In a dress and old sandals
    Am
  a beard and long hair
F
I stop to help him
     Em
  in spite of my fear
   Dm
He gets in my car but
     Bb          Bdim
  he gets in the rear
8.
C
We don't say much
        D
  after we say hello
E
Wondering why I stopped
     Am
  -- How this will go
F
I'm getting nervous
      Em
  and light up a smoke
        Dm
When my passenger
          Bb     Bdim
  finally spoke (he said:)

Mindful Webworks | Best of Spirits | The Mysterious Stranger, page 3
9.
C
"Sunday Chicago --
       D
  what can a man do?
    E
I'd be glad to help if
    Am
  I just had a clue.
   F
So many of you who
Em         Dm
Don't give any
         Bb     Bdim
  of yourselves.
10.
C
"Bummer-bound city --
     D
  my friend I perceive
E
You are the kind who
        Am
  would like to believe.
   F
If you will receive
       Ebmaj7
  Your God in your heart
Dm7
You can begin
             G
To play your part."

11.
C
Something inside of me
  D
  started to burn
     E
When he asked,
  "Do you believe
  Am
  Christ will return?"
  F
I looked in the mirror
        Em
  -- he wasn't behind!
    Dm
The whole thing
  must have been
     Bb
  produced by my mind.
[Bridge to end]
Cmaj7
Sunday Chicago --
       Dm7
  It's all been reborn
Ebmaj7
Ever since
       Dmaj7    C
  that morning.
As you can tell by the links below, the phantom hitchhiker has been around for a long time, and many other stories in many states can be found searching the web. I swiped the introduction from a Q&A column in a Chicago paper (which one I don't recall).

"The vanishing hitchhiker (or phantom hitchhiker) is a reported phenomenon in which people travelling by vehicle meet with or are accompanied by a hitchhiker who subsequently vanishes without explanation, often from a moving vehicle. Vanishing hitchhikers have been reported for centuries and the story is found across the world, in many variants...."
[*]Vanishing Hitchhiker in Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanishing_hitchhiker

"...Lydia M. Fish of the State University College of New York at Buffalo discovered in more than sixty texts she and her students collected locally that the current hitchhiker is likely to be "a beautiful young hippie clad in shining white" who engages his host or hosts in a conversation about Jesus and His Second Coming before disappearing. Sometimes he even leaves his seat belt buckled up..."
[*]The Vanishing Hitchhiker by Jan Harold Brunvand, 1981
http://bernd.wechner.info/Hitchhiking/vanish.html

"The core story concerns a traveller who offers a ride to a vulnerable-looking pedestrian, only to find his passenger has disappeared without trace. Later investigations reveal that the passenger was a supernatural entity, not a living human being at all."
[*]The Vanishing Hitchhiker at Fifty-Five by Gillian Bennett
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3732/is_199801/ai_n8801434

Although stories of "vanishing hitchhikers" in Chicago date back to the horse and buggy days, Mary’s tale begins in the 1930’s. It was around this time that drivers along Archer Avenue started reporting strange encounters with a young woman in a white dress.
[*]Resurrection Mary -- Chicago's Most Elusive Ghost by Troy Taylor
http://www.prairieghosts.com/resurcem.html

[*]Chicago's Other Vanishing Hitchhikers! The Flapper Ghost & Others! by Troy Taylor
http://www.prairieghosts.com/flapper.html

[*]Phantom Hitchhiker on Google Image Search
http://images.google.com/images?q=phantom+hitchhiker




Radical Incline

It's where we keep the money

[chorus]
Bb7
Going to the bank oh

Doncha think it's funny
F
The bank is where
 Db C7F
They keep the money

1.
 F
They don't sell shoes

They don't bake bread

They only deal in dollars

and cents instead

Bb7
Give all your dough

and wot the heck
F
Just to get it back

y'gotta write a check

[chorus]
2.
They don't sell nails
An' they don't cobble shoes
Dealin' with a bank can
Give me greenback blues

And if you ever do meet
 an officer
Ya get no thanks
Leaves me wond'rin' why
 we bother
to deal with banks
[chorus]
3.
They don't produce a product
If they're s'posed to be
 a service
Then why do they always
 make me so
Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
 nervous?

And if you sign away
 your cash
And everything you own

and you never do anything
 rash or unusual
MAYBE you'll get a loan!
[chorus]



Radical Incline

I was thinking that we might relax, but...

[chorus]
      F
If it looks like a duck
      Bb
If it walks like a duck
      C7
If it quacks like a duck
                             Db F   C
He thinks that it's a chick- a- dee

1.
             F
Well Georgie Porgie just took office
              Bb                  F
Talking 'bout setting our country free
        F                   F7
From an overbearing Federal government
              Bb                  C
So what's the first thing that we see?

           F
He says he wants to take away abortion
                 Bb              F
Next he wants to start a savings tax
          Bb
Didn't we just get through
                F
With eight long years of this?
      C7                       F
I was thinking that we might relax, but
[chorus]
Mindful Webworks | Radical Incline | Barks Like a Duck, page 2
2.
        F
I don't know what we can do about him
          Bb                      F
'Cause it seems the man is out of reach
     F                      F7
With little Danny Quayle as Number Two
      Bb                   C
Noooo way we're going to impeach

  F
I guess we'll simply have to be patient
    Bb                         F
And pray the man will only get four
       B
I only hope that his idea
     F
Of a kind and gentle nation
        C7
Doesn't mean we have to go to war 'cause
[chorus]



Radical Incline

Beating the drums for a different kind of war

   1.
       F
Do you know why we have a recession?
      F               C
   We got out of Viet Namn!
       Bb
Do you know why we have the inflation?
          Bb             F
   'Cause nobody gives a damn!
       F
Do you know why our cities are dying?
            Bb
   No one's int'rested anymore!
       Dm                        F
Do you know what is good for the nation?
      Bb      Am      D
   We have to fight a war!
   2.
       Db-
Do you know how to get the money?
       D+
   Our Congress must decide!
       Eb+
Do you know how to raise the army?
            E+
   Grab the men before they hide!
       F+
Do you know what we have as weapons?
            Eb
   Our good humor and our skills!
       C#3
Do you know how to rouse the people?
       C
   Let righteousness light their wills!
Mindful Webworks | Radical Incline | Call to Arms, page 2
   3. [first ending]
       Dm
Do you have a choice of enemy?
       F             C
   Starvation and disease!
       Em
Do you recognize the hostiles?
           B
   They're doing as they please!
       F
Do you care about the Future
       Am
   and what we can become?
    F            C
The total of our efforts
      F       Em   Dm  C
   is greater than the sum
[Repeat from first verse]
3. [second ending]
       Dm
Do you have a choice of enemy?
       F             C
   Starvation and disease!
       Em
Do you recognize the hostiles?
           B
   They're doing as they please!
       F
Do you care about the Future
      Am
   We have to win the fight!
    F                C
So, write in to your Congressman
       F    Em   Dm   C
   and go enlist to - night!



Radical Incline

You don't really have to be white to bear the burden

   1.
Dm
Two weeks off
      F     Dm
  for every year.
Eb
Unread books.
    Dm
  Expensive beer.
   Dm
Suburban dream house
  F         Dm
  free from noise.
Eb
In the yard work
  Dm
  knee-grow boys.
Eb
Cereal burger.
  Dm
  Flavored waste.
Eb
Artificial
     Dm
  preservative paste.
Eb
Short on vitamins.
  Dm
  Flat in taste.
    Eb
But Neiman-
         F
  Marcus toys!
   2.
Years of toil,
  Enduring lack.
A good-investment
  Cadillac™.
Frozen processed
  food and drink.
Pay a woman to
  clean the sink.
Poison spray to
  kill the bugs.
Two machines to
  clean the rugs.
Why do the kids want
  to look like thugs?
They don't know
  how to think!
   3.
Try to show
  how much I care.
Pay my son to
  cut his hair.
Don't let daughter
  be a mess.
Purchase her a
  decent dress.
Happy to help them
  live their life.
Help my daughter to
  be a wife.
Son doesn't want the
  honor of strife.
Must be lazy
  I guess.
4.
Boys learn sports
  and automobiles.
Girls learn sewing
  and making meals.
Women gossip and
  Men don't cry.
No more labor
  when we die.
Captialism!
  Democracy!
Competition!
  The Brave and Free!
Eveyone else better
  think like me,
And he better
  not ask why!
5.
Work is hard but
  play is fun.
Politics is
  Washington.
Education is
  in the school.
Churches teach
  the Golden rule.
Court is order.
  Cops are laws.
No one said they
  don't have flaws.
But the came's back
  holds plenty of
     straws and
Eb       F       Gm
God will get the fool.
God will get the fool.
Eb       F       G
God will get the fool!



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