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Head Shop #4

Or is it really 1968 again?

Man! Is it 1968...?

cover
Head Shop #4
Head Shop #4, like Head Shop #3, was printed on hemp paper. The fine print on the cover said "adults only—hedonistic debaucherous libertine egalitarian fuzzy-cuddlers preferred." It also carried a price of 25c, which was encircled by the message "Hey, buddy, can you spare two bits?" But that wasn't really readable in the final printings.
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End of the Road

The last gas-guzzling road-hogging family road trip

#1: It was our last road trip
Pages display seven cartoons each:

Print END OF THE ROAD mini-comics…
…as one 40-page giant
…as five 8-page issues

MWFloating vehicles have also been spotted in these Mindful Webworks:
Cat with butterfly (and flitters)
Sally Tomorrow and her friends

See Lum & Edna in animagraphic action
Then wear Lum & Edna goodies from the marketplace.
You'll feel downright chipper!




Head Shop #3

And what a way to be taken out!

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Head Shop #3
The cover of Head Shop #3 said "EAT THIS COMIC!" and "Printed on real hemp paper," which it was instead of dead trees.
On the back cover, in fine print, it read,
Yes, it was really printed on hemp paper.
No, don't eat it. It won't do anything for you, and the photocopy powder is probably poisonous.
But smoking it would probably be healthier than most tobacco cigarettes.
I can't believe you're reading this fine print.
Are you high? Or just one of those people who reads the fine print in everything?
I used to do that. After the eyesight began to fail, I had to give it up.
Still get the munchies, though. Here, have a chocolate chip cookie.
Good, huh? Want another one?

Of course, in this online incarnation, there's no paper needed at all unless, of course, you print it. But now we need, I don't know, to burn hemp for the electricity we use or build our circuit boards on plasticized hempboard, or something.

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Short & Tall Tales

If at first you don't try, how can you ever succeed or not?

1.
          Bb
It's only make-believe. 
     Fm
  It lasts a little while
             Ab
And then you have to make your  
              Bb
  dreams come true
            Bb
If you only make-believe,
       Fm
  in a little while
         Ab
All your dreams begin to 
                 Bb
  lose belief in you.

Fm          Ab                    Bb
Got to get  down to where you're  goin'
  Fm          Ab             Bb
  Before the  goin' gets ya  down
     Fm       Ab      Bb
Your heart is part of winds a-blowin'
           Fm                  Bb
  But your brain remains earth-bound.

Fm        Bb     Ab                Bb
Take your time.  Find out what you want.
Fm       Bb     Ab                     Bb
Learn to seek.  That's the goal of the hunt.
Fm7             Bbm   Fm7          Bbm
Futures you foresee   leave you in shock
Fm7             Bbm   Fm7        Gb
Nothing left to be    nowhere to walk....
Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Making Believe, page 2
2.
Bb              Fm
All we get is a moment of life, and the
  Ab                           Bb
  living with whom we work and play.
      Bb        Fm
So we smile and try to be forgiving
  Ab                       Bb
  Trying to make it day to day

Fm             Ab         Bb
Your past is a measure of learning
  Fm             Ab            Bb
  Your future is close to your soul
Fm              Ab          Bb
Your present is pleasant if that's what you're earning
      Fm                     Bb
  And Karma keeps taking its toll.

Fm        Bb     Ab                Bb
Take your time.  Find out what you want.
Fm       Bb     Ab         Bb
Learn to seek.  That's the goal of the hunt.
Fm7             Bbm   Fm7         Bbm
Futures you foresee   leave me in shock
Fm7             Bbm   Fm7        Gb
Nothing left to be    nowhere to walk....

Segue right into Don't Walk.

Performed in Mindful Webworkshop #8, 2016 Sep 30



Short & Tall Tales

You don't talk to your neighbors in the city.

Segue from Making Believe

Chorus:
Bb7             Fm
Walk Walk Walk  Walk a walk
Bb7                     Fm
Walk Walk Walk ah-hahh  Don't walk  Don't walk  Don't walk
1.
          Bb7
You don't talk to your neighbors in the City.
   (no, you never do, never do)
                                    F7
You don't talk to the people on the bus.
   (no body home)
          F7
You don't talk to the girls who're lookin' so pretty
   (no way baby)
                                            Bb
But anyway what the hell have you got to discuss?
[chorus]
2.
          Bb7
You don't listen to your neighbors in the city
   ("rotten BITCH")
                                      F7
You don't listen to the people on the street
   ("gimme a quarter")
          F7
You don't listen to the girls who're lookin' so pretty
   ("c'mere, boy!")
                                          Bb7
Face Front, eyes forward, get on down the street
[chorus]
Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Don't Walk, page 2
3.
Bb7             Fm
Walk Walk Walk  Walk a walk
Bb7                     Fm
Walk Walk Walk ah-hahh  Don't walk  Don't walk  Don't walk

          Bb7
You don't look at yer neighbors in the eyeball
   (no ya lookaway lookaway)
                                     F7
You don't stare at the bodies on the beach
   (mm-hm baby)
F7
I like lookin' at the girls so tan and pretty
   (ah-ooo)
                                             Bb7
Just as well (too bad), they're always outta reach.
[chorus]
4. [Slow]
Bb7
I talk to my neighbors in the city.
   (Howya doin')
                                F7
I smile at the old folks on the bus.
   (Say, take my seat)
F7
I like talkin' to the girls who're lookin' so pretty.
   (Uh-oh!)
[faster again]
                                       Bb7
I can't help myself. I'm just an onery cuss.
[chorus]



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