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Head Shop #4, like Head Shop #3, was printed on hemp paper. The fine print on the cover said "adults only—hedonistic debaucherous libertine egalitarian fuzzy-cuddlers preferred." It also carried a price of 25c, which was encircled by the message "Hey, buddy, can you spare two bits?" But that wasn't really readable in the final printings.


The cover of Head Shop #3 said "EAT THIS COMIC!" and "Printed on real hemp paper," which it was instead of dead trees.
On the back cover, in fine print, it read,
Yes, it was really printed on hemp paper.
No, don't eat it. It won't do anything for you, and the photocopy powder is probably poisonous.
But smoking it would probably be healthier than most tobacco cigarettes.
I can't believe you're reading this fine print.
Are you high? Or just one of those people who reads the fine print in everything?
I used to do that. After the eyesight began to fail, I had to give it up.
Still get the munchies, though. Here, have a chocolate chip cookie.
Good, huh? Want another one?
No, don't eat it. It won't do anything for you, and the photocopy powder is probably poisonous.
But smoking it would probably be healthier than most tobacco cigarettes.
I can't believe you're reading this fine print.
Are you high? Or just one of those people who reads the fine print in everything?
I used to do that. After the eyesight began to fail, I had to give it up.
Still get the munchies, though. Here, have a chocolate chip cookie.
Good, huh? Want another one?
Of course, in this online incarnation, there's no paper needed at all unless, of course, you print it. But now we need, I don't know, to burn hemp for the electricity we use or build our circuit boards on plasticized hempboard, or something.
1. Bb It's only make-believe. Fm It lasts a little while Ab And then you have to make your Bb dreams come true Bb If you only make-believe, Fm in a little while Ab All your dreams begin to Bb lose belief in you. Fm Ab Bb Got to get down to where you're goin' Fm Ab Bb Before the goin' gets ya down Fm Ab Bb Your heart is part of winds a-blowin' Fm Bb But your brain remains earth-bound. Fm Bb Ab Bb Take your time. Find out what you want. Fm Bb Ab Bb Learn to seek. That's the goal of the hunt. Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Bbm Futures you foresee leave you in shock Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Gb Nothing left to be nowhere to walk....
Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Making Believe, page 2
2. Bb Fm All we get is a moment of life, and the Ab Bb living with whom we work and play. Bb Fm So we smile and try to be forgiving Ab Bb Trying to make it day to day Fm Ab Bb Your past is a measure of learning Fm Ab Bb Your future is close to your soul Fm Ab Bb Your present is pleasant if that's what you're earning Fm Bb And Karma keeps taking its toll. Fm Bb Ab Bb Take your time. Find out what you want. Fm Bb Ab Bb Learn to seek. That's the goal of the hunt. Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Bbm Futures you foresee leave me in shock Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Gb Nothing left to be nowhere to walk....
Segue right into Don't Walk.
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop #8, 2016 Sep 30