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Professor Feitlebaum need are you now that we where you?

Just one of those one-thing-led-to-another things.

Not to go too far back, let's start with, I was looking at the cast list for It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963).

W in palms
c/o iMDB

Just to read the cast list is a slice of culture, a fog of of nostalgia, and a (mad^4) world of memories of a million smiles and laughs they gave us.

I was only (counts on fingers and toe) eleven years old when the film came out. At the time, it was the most hilarious thing I'd ever seen. Come to think of it, it may still be. I never understood "rolling in the aisles" until I did during that movie.

At my age, a lot of those comedians were far more of my parents' generation than of mine, but at age eleven in the 1950s and early 1960s, you still got your parents' culture. And, if you were lucky, your grandparents'. So I knew most of them well enough, some of them less so. Lots of "wow!" of recognition, with much "where do I know him from?"

Down the cast list I came to the fellow who played the hardware store clerk. I remember, at the time, recognizing him. "Where do I...?" Not by name or remembered roles, but just as one of those great characters I know from all over. Didn't he do something with Disney? In IaMMMMW, his was a small part, but I was amused by his having the role, as with so much of the rest of the star-laden cast, major role or cameo.

Spike Jones and Doodles Weaver

According to MatineeClassics.com, the mother who saddled him with the given name Winstead Sheffield Glenndenning Dixon Weaver rescued him with the nickname Doodlebug. Weaver started in radio in the late 1930's, developed his famous character Professor Feedelbaum with Spike Jones, In film, his career spanned from an uncredited cowhand role in My American Wife (1936) to a SF comedy Earthbound (1981), and through those decades, besides his many roles, he also created color silent comedy films for television in the 1960s and a spoof on the Beatles' Eleanor Rigby.

Weaver's "Matinee Classics" bio says that Weaver's "final film was 'Under the Rainbow' (1981)." However, their own filmography below the article, and Weaver's filmography at iMDB say his final film was Earthbound, and he wasn't in Under the Rainbow.

To a kid, he was a funny-faced guy who was funny. In his unfortunate real life, I read, after four failed marriages, he took his own life at age 71, in 1983. Born, lived, and died in L.A. So happened that the day I looked him up was the day before his birthday, May 11.

Quote (1972):

I don't miss being a star. I don't miss anything because I live in the now.

Quote (1981):

Nothing means anything when you're in pain. I have a nice house and an income but not a thing to live for.

And as if that wasn't enough of a downer to end on, I discovered on iMDB an entry for It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad MAD World: The Sequel (2015).

Right.

Well, here's what he was all about, a somewhat uneven playlist from YouTube, ending on a Spike Jones bit that doesn't feature Weaver, but I figured I'd include it anyway. "Inspirationally related."




Radical Incline

Fight those YouTube protesters with moar Tweets!

Speaking of self-revealing selfies…

Our award-winning former Secretary of State…

Stevens dead, Hillary smiling with whiteboard: What difference does it make?

And her boss…

Stevens dead, BH Obama smiling with whiteboard: Bump in the Road

Say, who's that photobombing dude?

What difference does it make?




Radical Incline

Some people should not be permitted to Selfie.

Communications on the Internet level the playing field.
LaughingStock Media panic, losing control of the Narrative.

Vox

Everyman has more than a printing press available.
Everyman has a video studio in his pocket.

YouTube

Big Brother cannot stand up to the power.
Everyman has found his universal voice.
Everyone can interact directly with everyone else.

World Internet map
Not everyone, literally. Map c/o Atlas of Cyberspaces

And then there is the flip side of the level playing field,
where any idiot can tweet selfies…

twitter

…and everyone can see what a twit that self is.

Like this guy.

Your Message Here
The original picture, except for the message.

Naturally…

President Obama Took an Innocent Photo While Holding a Sign,
and Then the Internet Happened

Here's some mindful contributions.

The Classic Twit

I won, John.

The Bitter Twit

No room for Bitter Clingers

The Nit Wits' Twit
Just fool enough people.




Radical Incline

Assault, Maintenance, or (dare we hope) Upgrade?

Woke up one morning and Ace of Spades HQ was gone. I've seen AoS have problems, but never the "servers unavailable" message.

TinTin is Confused
Thoughts at 6 o'clock while AoSHQ is unavailable...

OMG, they finally got Ace!

I knew I should've made another donation of support!

Oboy! They're installing the new software!

All those helpless morons, starting blankly!

Vic, helplessly struck alone with all the news!

Hey, how would I contact anyone? I don't do FB or Twit.

Where's the backup blog?

What am I going to do while I drink coffee & wake up?

TinTin is Confused image from TV Tropes.

[Real-time content moved from top of post.]

Final report: AoS was not completely repaired as of this morning (2014 May 14 Wed) but was pretty much back in full operation. No more updating to this post.

Since at least 6am CDT the Ace of Spades blog is down. As of 2:30pm CDT, it's still down. As of 6:45pm CDT, the blog is available again, with many things missing, but coming back.

This is what I was looking for! The Ace of Spaces Blackout Blog

11:30am CDT, email from Maetenloch, who enlightened me about the Pixy tweet below.

Pixy's server had a meltdown. Whatever that means. This post will be updated when I have anything new.

((Earlier worries, now somewhat abated:))

I've written Maetenloch, because I don't have any other ready contacts from the moron horde. No reply yet (it's only been a few minutes).

I know Mindful Webworks is hardly a place any 'Morons' might drop by, but if by chance anyone should happen by as a result of a search or something, if you know anything about what's up with AoSHQ, or just want to start a rumor, post a comment below. Thanks.




Best of Spirits

Despite blots on the canvas, the big picture matters

Bridge collapseTornado strikes church during services.
Earthquake-tsunami wipes out coastal towns.
Cars fly off collapsed bridge.
Airplane flies off the end of the icy runway.
Gunman opens fire on campus/ theater/ crowd.
Tyrants torture.
Armies conquer.
Famine spreads.
Economies collapse.

We can learn from hard experience.
We can plan better, build stronger,
act more wisely, strive for peace.
We can have more
armed people,
security guards,
everyday citizens packing,
balanced self-government,
fortified defenses,
wise diplomacy.
We may even find a kind of international peace and unity.
The degree of disaster can be tempered, but
murder and disaster can not be prevented.
Not entirely.

Hitler Storm over NYCThe unspeakable horror that is too common,
the psychopath, the sociopath, the unhinged mind,
devoid of all social, moral, spiritual self-governance,
a conduit for catastrophe beyond comprehension.

Our hearts go numb with shock at first.
Anger and disgust may pass through our minds.
We imagine the horror endured as if we were there.
Then the kindred spirit takes over.

We mourn with the living.

The dead will be comforted beyond.
The wounded need mighty care and prayer.
The families and communities need to heal,
as much as healing and recovery is possible.
We mourn, we weep, we cry out to the Almighty.
We bury our dead, grieve deeply.

World in a CellOur connection with one another has grown exponentially.
Even as we become five, six, seven billions,
we are as close to each other as the nearest cell.

Every caring person is affected.
Some rush with chainsaws to help
the tornado-ravaged city.
Some donate blood and goods, cash and time.
If nothing else can be done,
we mourn and pray with the affected.
So we appreciate the information.
It's hard to bear the news.
But we appreciate the news.

Chatting online and suddenly someone says, it's an earthquake!
An earnest radio voice reports on the horror,
with passion, with sympathy, without exaggeration.
A neighbor asks, have you heard about the explosion?
These messengers are respectful.

Bat ChildIn the old pop news media,
so often, the presentation
is distasteful.
The bad news is bad enough.
The frame they put upon it doesn't help.

Pop news celebrates the aberration,
because aberrance is sensational.
Man bites dog, they call it in the news biz.

After the plane crashes, after the terrorist attacks,
the tabloids scream with fear-inducing details,
fat headlines and frightening photos.
Watch our channel!
Buy our paper!
Read our website!
Be afraid!
The politicians and newcasters consort
to rush to capitalize on tragedy,
get their faces associated with the madman's,
their names among the headlines,
their propaganda entangled with the tragedy.

Clinton Alien BabyThey don't recall the absolutely incredible
record of airplane safety,
how many peacefully attended the theater,
how well the infrastructure held up today,
how many people do not want to kill you,
or the magnificent stories of everyday heroes.
That isn't sexed-up. That doesn't sell.

The relatively small event
is framed as if it were all-encompassing.
You are doomed.
All is lost.
Live in fear, despair, depression.
This is a vale of tears.
The Devil wants you to think no one's in charge.

News shock / OMG cat
But.
Someone is in charge.
Kneeling before JesusYou are blessed.
Live in hope, with sincere faith.
Appreciate the everyday miracle.
that joy and fellowship can be found.
This is the big picture.

Millions of the gregarious and civilized
enjoy common pleasures, public treasures.
Then, despite all precaution,
every now and then,
a madman can rush past the guard
and slash the honored canvas.
We haul the madman off,
we repair the canvas as best we can.
Ultimately, the madman
has no lasting value,
is just another thing.
The big picture matters eternally.
Humanity helping each other in true fellowship,
reaching out more than ever
in consequence of disaster.

Long after his murderer's
very existence is forgotten,
the musician will be honored,
his music inspire.

Brian Ross of ABC takes heat for another blunder (Politico)
“I would emphatically say its not a left-right thing. I’ve never discerned in his reporting any ideological movement,” one ABC News source told POLITICO. “It’s the big sensational story that he’s after, and he’ll do the same on either side.”

Bomb squads disarm traps at Colo. suspect's apt (AP/MyWay)
The Colorado shooting suspect… [rigged] his apartment with explosives aimed at killing first responders. "You think we're angry? We sure as hell are angry," Aurora Police Chief Dan Oates said.

Aurora shooting suspect jailed in solitary: ‘All the inmates were talking about killing him’ (NY Daily News)
“Let’s just say he hasn’t shown any remorse,” a jail employee told the Daily News. “He thinks he’s acting in a movie.” A released inmate said Holmes’ behavior behind bars was increasingly irrational.

The stories of the victims, and the ultimate heroism (Daily Mail)
[Three] died trying to save their girlfriends… a very delightful, lively little girl… excited about life… He saved me and gave me the opportunity to live and he would have done it for anyone that day… threw himself in front of his girlfriend… and her brother… always had a smile, always made you laugh… I hope this evil act... doesn't shake people's faith in God… He was an outstanding shipmate… valued member of our Navy team, he will be missed by all who knew him… a man who loved God, loved his country, loved the outdoors but most of all loved his family….

NO GREATER LOVE




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