Finally plowing through the comments...
NaCly Dog: ...My favorite is how democracy is being replaced with crime syndicates as the basis for society....
Camel's hump? Looks like a shark fin.
Oh, wait, someone already did that one. Okay...
Why is the water yellow? EPA was here, of course.
Does this bug you as much as it bugs me?
Former UN Sec-Gen Kofi Annan
"But ultimately, we're all connected by the air we breathe."
HOLY MOLEY! What a maroon!
(Sheesh. Real life keeps interrupting my horde lurking!)
As so many have said, in the age of the founders, we would already be in hot rebellion.
What volcanic emotional exhibitions! They sure are angry. Each one madder than the other. For certain values of 'mad.'
Upon America's Honor
It truly is a stain
We haven't get proper treatment for
Poor Senator John McCain
║ If we paid the president $100 million dollars a year we could have an honest man in the White House and balance the budget. -Jay Fucking West
The ATF didn't knowingly target the mentally disabled.
"They seemed just as bright as us," drooled an ATF spokefolk.
When did the progressive fascists steal the label of liberal? -Jean
About the time Big Government Republicans presented themselves as "conservative"?
Now, to be fair, Dr Carlson was TFG's first choice, but Dr C demurred as he had to wash his hair that night.
One of the first thoughts to arise in my uncaffeinated brain this morning:
"The National Park Service, which has somehow become the unofficial goon squad of American liberalism..." - Jonah Goldberg
Wash DC ought to be a Mental Illness Free Zone. -slippery when soothsayer
Would be hilarious if it weren't so painful.
"Leah Phifer has long envisioned spending her life dedicated to public service. ..."
this... this is not a parody. right? whew.
On the radio, first thing this morning, I heard our better Senator, Jim Inhofe, saying something to the effect that folks 'round these parts don't have much problem with the Federal shutdown, and i
Surprise! None of it makes sense!
Thanks for the tip, Timmie! Now, let's work to cut taxes on small business.