Presuming DC is doomed

Presuming DC is doomed, by SMOD or otherwise, can we persuade the Demoplican Rulership that they can sell off some of those useless artifacts of Euro Male conquest? I just think we need to start moving a few things out of there. That statue of Lincoln. Those old useless yellow documents, the Declaration of Constitution, or whatever. Surely we can get that junk at a good price.