Purp is like the rogue Cob

1. Bet the toilet didn't even flush. But if the liq cab was open, no prob.

2. Purp's posts sometimes confuse me. This item might be Vic's or Ben's, but a whole post for this? But mostly, Purp's seem to appear at random times. 2am is weird enough, but between the headline comments and the dump seems particularly... something particularly... distracting? (Squirrel!)

2+. NB: I am not complaining, trying to advise or control, nor do I really care as much as the word count might indicate.

But, really Purp is like the rogue Cob, on nobody's schedule or pattern.