posted by some mindful webworker, mostly,
on various other sites, in various guises,
and selected responses.
Kitty-Caused Calamity Cascade
I tried. I really tried to read the post. But it's tired and I'm late.
1 play with kitty
2 get dewclaw hooked in little finger vein
3 bleed profusely
4 apply cayenne pepper, emergency coagulant
5 accidentally rub eyes...oops!
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Presented in illustrated documentary, what we know of his story, and the history of our community he inspired.