Gooseflesh Moment

Chi: ...then when you move him back home and give him a home, he threatens to cut your throat as you sleep - good times!

Ah, family! Ain't it grand!

See, now, in my case it was our taking in big brother's daughter when his ex got tired of dealing with her... and the gooseflesh moment of finding the big butcher knife stashed under her bed.

I will always have scars on my arms from her clawing me up one night. "If she had any marks on her, I'd have to take you in," said Patrolman Abraham. None on her, just plenty on me.