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Dangit. I hate latching onto those banned AT&T IPs and not noticing until after I've posted several messages that don't show up.

Hello.

The only important thing I said: Prayers for chemjeff's dad.

Be pleased, O Lord, to deliver me: O Lord, make haste to help me....
Posted by: mindful webworker - party of the first part at April 21, 2016 03:51 AM

Be well MW. Funerals are not fun, but a necessary part of civilized life. Sorry for your loss.

Great toast, farmer.

Alas, I've had my drinkage and it's time to head off to bed. Funeral to attend tomorrow.

Say, remind me some time (earlier in the evening) to tell you about the time I saw the ghost of a cat... or something.

Good night, Gracies.

♥

Withhold not thou thy tender mercies from me, O Lord: let thy lovingkindness and thy truth continually preserve me. For innumerable evils have compassed me about: mine iniquities have taken hold upon me, so that I am not able to look up; they are more than the hairs of mine head: therefore my heart faileth me.

Be pleased, O Lord, to deliver me: O Lord, make haste to help me....

Yoiks! Just looked at the "Life Of The Party After Learning These 19 Tutorials" article - all videos. It'll wait 'til tomorrow when I can watch them in town via no-limit cable instead of the data-limited cell linkage here at home.

After which, of course, I will be the life of the party, as you'll all see, tomorrow night... I'm sure.

$!

#141 No one won PowerBall so the Sat jackpot is now $100,747,200 after federal taxes

Ways to get rid of that much quickly after I win (because having that much is bad for digestion):

On the way home tonight, heard on the radio that they still need to raise $1M to build the new Boys & Girls Club building here in town. That's one down, ninety-nine to go...

Milady just mentioned they need "hundreds of thousands of pounds" to excavate that Roman villa they found in England. Heh. Pocket change.

Oh, yeah:

Adding my epiphytic orchid's seed worth of faithful wishes for MWR-Mom, fwiw, and thanks to slapweasel for the inspiring prayer.

- ? -

(Smaller than a mustard seed)
http://waynesword.palomar.edu/ww0601.htm#seed
c/o
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=352828

[Kinda late with this one, but what the hey...]

"We've replaced the Germans' butter with Muslim rape seed oil. Let's see if anyone notices...."

[Sorry. If I hadn't posted it, that one would have been stuck in my head for who knows how long.]

not clicking kbdabear compliance links
or other links
skipping cthulhu's long #204

Sacrifices made to blur through getting caught up on the comments.

Home. Where the dog barks in the night.

Thought I'd wave hello for the night, in case I don't get another chance.

*waves*

Hello.

Because it's not there.

@133: Remember when... Joan Rivers... quipped... michelle is a tranny.

Yes. @90

Funny thing about CBD's post...

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=362898

Of course, the men whistling at her were gheys.

They could see right through her.

h/t Joan Rivers

Quickly, before Ace gets up. (heh)

Liked the Daredevil series, so I decided to give Jessica Jones a try. (Partly because she got a mention in the DD series.) It's pretty good.

But why isn't Kilgrave purple? Inquiring old funny book fans want to know.

OOOps - too late. Ace and CBD have posts up.

L8r, g8rs.

re: Hillary & de Blasio (wasn't it?) mocking "colored people time" --

When I was very young, 'round these parts, "colored people" was still acceptable speech. (Think: NAACP.)

Of course, back then, even "n!gg3rs" was an ordinary, non-derogatory word.

Then we had to say "Negro." Then we had to use "African-American." Then "Blacks." And then it became "people of color"... although that was more inclusive.

So, full circle, Hillary confirms that it's okay that we're back to using "the coloreds" again?

Can I say that here?

Remind me to tell you someday about the story of the local road that was called "N!gg3rs' Gap," until they put up actual street signs in the '80s...!

I do it, for Ace's sake, but I hate being n!gg@rdly with words.

Christopher Taylor: Do we have booze day? Cigarette day? Any other vice day? Today is 6/9, its hot sex day!

No, just pot day, because pot smokers are giggling idiots.

I guess "Pie Day" doesn't count?

From the Head Shop:
http://mindfulwebworks.com/headshop/05/juggler

Donna and V: When I got home from Whole Foods and looked at my organic, free range chicken I saw someone had carved a swastika into it. A backwards one.

Must've been one of those left-handed right-wingers.

Just finished cooking up some quinoa grits, purchased at Whole Foods.

When I opened the box, inside, someone had scrawled "Trump 2016" in chalk.

Where's my safe space? Calling my lawyer!

OregonMuse: You probably should have posted it, anyway....

Naw. Let you have the glory of the comment, and I get to meta-comment on the comment. Extra points.

(checks list)

✓ Waldo
✓ Sniper
✓ Rape

Alrighty, then. Covered.