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Man, what this blog needs is a new post!

For those who miss RDB's landscapes, here's BlazingCatFur's pretty photos from last night.

http://bit.ly/1SNncw2

No sharks, though.

We all told him he couldn't walk on water, but he just had to try it...!

Honey Maid graham crackers commercial lets you know you have nothing to fear from Islam, because s'mores, or something. We're all the same here, see? FGM and honor killings and other atrocities notwithstanding.

https://youtu.be/iFumJXP6s1w

h/t Bare Naked Islam
http://bit.ly/1S7Mmm3

Islamic State militants attacked Syrian army troops with mustard gas in an offensive against a Syrian military airport in the eastern province of Deir al-Zor that borders Iraq...

May the winds blow their weapons back upon them!

http://reut.rs/1V6QIQU

(Reuters c/o BlazingCatFur)

Coming soon to a city near you?

Mom's dad caught a whiff of mustard gas in WWI. Reportedly, he was never the same.

Ever wondered what information Google is holding about you? Here's how to find - and edit - your account information and personal data...

http://bit.ly/1V6O9yn

[Not that editing your data will actually cause Google to "forget" it!]

h/t Nightmouse's Continental Breakfast links at BlazingCatFur

iforgot: Another classic: It's stronger when you put ground beans into the filter. Otherwise, it's rather watery.

Corollary: It's more drinkable when you remember to pour water into the unit.

Almost, but never, did the former.

Certainly have done the latter more than once. "Hmm. That coffee seems to have brewed rather quickly this morning? (looks) Hey! The pot's empty! Oh... yeah."

It's twenty-two steps from the computer desk to the coffee machine. Forty-four round trip. I'd move them closer to each other, but I need the exercise.

When a pimply high schooler was cooking your McFish Sandwich, you only had to worry about that rare one who would spit in the tartar sauce.

When robots are cooking your fast food, you only have to worry about the pimply high school nerd hacking the entire system so they all spit on everybody's food - and it's worse than spit.

Progress! Thank you, minimal wage freaks!

Howdy, y'all.

Lesson of the morning: the coffee brews faster if you remember to actually, you know, turn on the machine.

Would have been here sooner, but I stopped to search for Vic in the Overnight and morning threads. Alas, he's MIA today. At least we have the Mystery Headlines thread.

Teeth brushed. Beverage consumed. Coffeemaker set up for the morning. Pets are all inside. Comments slow to a crawl. Must be time to...

♫ GET UP AND DANCE! ♫

* stands… keels over… passes out *

Because it was discussed among the Moron commentariat, I started watching The Ameri☭ans.

Only after getting into it do I realize, it's now in its 4th season. I really need another series to watch - not!

Thanks, Horde!

So...

If it hadn't been for Justice Ginsberg's husband...

Rorschach would never have donned his mask.

Video news you can use (or not)

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SciShow: How to Get Drunk on Bread
https://youtu.be/gdSHWMQT2X8

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also... George Will (!?!) on Baseball: As Unique as America (PragerU)
https://youtu.be/UBOTqihbMgs

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and... Mark Dice does more idiot interviews: Most people (on the San Diego boardwalk, at least) think about 1/3 of people are homosexuals.
https://youtu.be/IxbvVPMUXU4

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And for my next trick, I abandon this fixed IP for a variable one...

Since I first read about David Gregory's wife defending the Hillary Four earlier today, I've been wondering, who the f is David Gregory?

And kept thinking of Dick Gregory.

(Okay, looked him up. No wonder I didn't know who it was. Some kind of laughingstock media guy? Not in my travel circuit.)

Captain Whitebread: She's saying she could have been mistaken. So, I guess that's a start.

"Could have been." If she gets all the way to "okay, I was wrong, and I was just irrationally upset that I was wrong, after getting all dolled up on the wrong day," you may have a keeper.

Best wishes of success for the Cap'n.

Does she have a click-link for roses you can send her on her pr0n site?

He: Knock, knock?

She: Who's...

He: Manterrupter!

Nuclear-Powered Manhole Cover

By heaven, this is the kind of content that makes the ONT the finest info source on the inrtawebz!

We must begin a satellite search of the area for that nuclear melted plug. Belongs in the Smithsonian!

Or, alternatively, woudn't it make the perfect gift to one's favorite pr0n star?

Hey! In before 100 (at least) for a change.

Howdy, y'all. Now to see what the content contains, and then maybe I'll have something to comment upon.

Soulpatchtony: And that's just two strikes off the top of my head.

(You sure it was the top?)

And they'll talk about the video where young Cruz said he's in for world domination.

And how he's a lying liar because Trump said so.

And he's a one-term Senator who can only give good speeches but has never accomplished anything, just like the SCoaMF!

And how he's a pawn of Goldman Sachs because his wife is a Manchurian manipulator queen of diamonds (or was it hearts?). ♦? ♥?

And how he tortures bunny rabbits in his basement.

And how he's secretly a Muslim pretending to be a Christian.

Yeah, Cruz supporters, so naive not to see they should VOTE BERNIE because what else?

* bored by politics, takes another look at the painting *

Did anyone already note the strategic placement (from a 2D perspective) of the Dude in Red's cupped right hand? Just for a little extra added emphasis, it's like, "that'll fit here just right...!" Know what I mean vern?