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Go ahead, ignore me. I'm used to it on the ONT. Don't mean nothing, right? Everybody's floating along.

Listening to McAlpine's Fusiliers.

Never could understand the Irish language. But I hung out at Irish bars in Chicago.

I'm English and some German, they tell me. My sainted Irish mother-in-law tolerated me, fortunately.

My wife and her kin are Irish, with (we think) a Chilean grandfather - Chicago "dark" Irish. My children are... great. We're all Okies, now.

(Looking for more music videos upthread.)

Home, where the cats are. And I can finally relax.

White Room video - heh.

Listening to Ella. She could sing. Haven't heard that whole song in a long, long time. That drummer's kinda krupa, too.

Hi, y'all.

I missed a happiness thread?

That makes me unhappy!

Hey, it's my website's anniversary. Offering homespun webworks direct to websurfers since 1996 March 17. And still one of the web's best-kept secrets.

Alexa global ranking: #5,085,067!

Even though this thread is now superceded by The Ace....

Wifi-enabled sex toys seem a ripe field for comedy. Group sex sessions without threat of passing disease? And hackable sex toys are something masochists actually want? "Hack me! Please!"

The "Marijuana Use Disorder" article - what have those people been smoking? Was this funded by the alcohol purveyors, still fighting the losing battle for weed legalization? I'll care about the "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders" when they return homosexuality and transgenderism to the list.

Seems like a good place to plug the ol' Head Shop comics:
http://mindfulwebworks.com/head-shop

And, once again, my predictions for the coming election selections by the Major Parties:

Biden/Warren vs Romney/Ryan

Weep for the future.

Belated morning to y'all (who dare to enter here).

Ace starting the day off with a bang, I see.

And by bang, I mean like what I just heard at the neighbors: a bunch of dogs barking frantically followed by a couple gunshots, then silence. (No, I don't think the target was the dogs.)

MrScribbler has been banned... after claiming I said something I had not said...

MrScribbler was... well, never mind my opinion. But when I see these things, I always wonder what it was that was said which I missed, 'cause I always miss 'em. But I don't wonder enough to ask.

Aaaand, even my reply is gone. Okay. I quit.

Good night, y'all.

Wait, did I just reply to a comment that disappeared? Did I get troll-rolled? Or did someone drop a hallucinogen in my nightcap?

Reading the post: There Is No Good Reason We Can't Make A 'Face/Off' Sequel...

Dear Lord! The only movie Milady and I ever walked out on. We'll... probably miss the sequel!

Ah, now, we did walk out on Jurassic Park. We had three fairly-little kids with us, and when the T Rex ate the lawyer, the kids took me up on my offer to walk out any time they got too scared. Tough choice, but they all 3 agreed. Of course, that scene is rich dark humor when you're older.

Passing through before passing out.

Home and glad to be here. How y'all doin' tonight? Everybody safe despite it being an election year?

Did I get here in time for the middle-night good nights?

Milady got up. I hit her with Muldoon's Fields Strawberry Forever pun. She went back to bed for hours.

Maet saves us from the neverending headline thread!

Yay, Maet!

Not sure which is more amazing/distressing...

That I keep reloading the front page and see no new thread... or...

that I keep reloading this page and there's so! many! new! comments!

* checks front before posting *

I'm willowed just in time. Neeeewewwwd

Pardon the pedantry, but multiple errors provoke me to break out of lurkdom and comment.

The word "Soviet" should, really, be capitalized, unless you're e.e. cummings, I suppose.

Regan, Don, (1918–2003) was U.S. Treasury Secretary and Chief of Staff to President Ronald Reagan. With an "a."

And the second-referenced "this video" is not a link.

Other than that... yeah.

Nice of Ace to start his run on the day with such a light-hearted comedy post!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at March 14, 2016 11:19 AM

Yeah, that was excellent.

♦

Ghost of kari: ...CNN gave a primetime sit down interviewer to the fuckstain who jumped the barrier at his rally in Ohio....

The guy isn't deep in a cell somewhere after that stunt? Nuts!

Updating tagline

Scanned the headlines, read a couple of the links.

Started reading comments. Got up to #15, where Vic mentioned he posted the news on the ONT.

Ended up reading all the rest of the ONT I hadn't read last night. 300 comments ensued here in the meantime. Expected a new thread.

Who has the Cliff Notes version of conversation today? Lemme guess. Michelle Fields is a victim/liar? Merkle destroys European civilization? Trump/Palin 2016 or else?

Night mindful. May you pursue cookies in your dreams.

Checked in late, just to catch y'all yammering.
Stayed long enough to witness a hammering!
Cookies and ozone smells, sweetly they blend.
My extra hour's up. This is the end.

Willy J: Late night baking. You got a good one there MW.

Well, I certainly think so!