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So, should I join Twitter so I can quit, too?

"Join Twitter, so you can be a Quitter!"

Evening, reprehensible rebels, rascals, and revolutionaries!

I sorta feel like if we had takebacks on here, I might takeback my last comment. Too much downtwinkles.

Sigh. Out-of-town Son just texted that he's at court, about to finalize his divorce. Amicable split, expected, but bummer nonetheless.

We've got three grown kids, two divorced, one miscarriage, and no prospects on the horizon for good marriages or grandkids. Feel free to pray for something better if you feel like it.

Milady should have grandkids. Lots of them. Little girls helping her with her long luxuriant locks. Little boys to spoil.

In honor of our first President's birthday...

How 18th-Century Medicine Killed George Washington
(spoiler: it wasn't pretty)
SciShow 5:30
https://youtu.be/GFef0R1xwvY

I was going to say "Beaker and Cheese, I remember those cartoons," but too many Grommit gags sorta suck the mirth out of mine.

Instead, I'll say...

Photo-realistic
beaker and cheese
Where can a sniper hide
without any trees?

-Waldo Shave

I keep trying to come up with something that would work with shooting fish in the barrel, but nothing works.

Speaking of the barrel, though, this thread is starting to smell of three-day-old fish guts. How 'bout some Art?

(Linkletter, Garfunkle, or Godfrey)

Begonia is no Cloggenstein, but pretty funny anyway.

Darth Randall: Thanks for the mini-review. Good to know. Been thinking of actually venturing into the theater for it, despite my disgust with dealing with the General Public.

Speaking of which, washer's still broken, so we did the laundromat thing again last night. Wasn't as bad as last week. One disgusting hair-covered washing machine but we avoided that. The fellow who decided to play some video on his cell so loud we could all listen to it was almost as annoying as the TV. Get a headset, dood!

Funny thing - when we walked in, the Simpsons was on and the characters were doing laundry. Holy coincidence, Spider-Pig!

Oh, arg, someone slipped salmon pun in before mine. I was going to say I'm not cu trout for this kind of thing, but somebody used trout already, too.

I'm fin ished.

MP4: Cruz is lying about abolishing the IRS....

He is?

Now I really haz a sadz.

It was my only hope.

I note that "floundering" has been used twice and "haliibut" has been used three times. C'mon people, I know it's Monday but you can do better than that. I call on you to salmon your reserves of wit.

NotCoach: Michigan doesn't have the death penalty, so I'll be paying for his room and board for the rest of his miserable life.

Ah, that would've been answer #7, then.

There's always the Jeffrey Dahmer execution technique....

(I mean, how he died, not what he did.)

Just remembered... driving home last night, tuned in the Fox radio newscast.

In talking about the Pres race, Republican side, they talked about Trump, they talked about Rubio being "2nd," and that guy who basically tied for second was not mentioned.

Ted who? Was he a Bush?

Well, I had to go back and read Vic's news (thanks, Vic! nice round-up) and then read the comments, up to my own first contribution. Now, before I refresh the page or find out the thread has already been stomped...

Bruce w/aW!: So, why did that guy drive around shooting people?

10. Because Uber riders tip lousy?

9. Because walking would take longer?

8. Because you can't use a knife like that while driving?

Scroo it, I'll just go with

1. Because he's a lunatic a$$hole who should face a swift and sure execution!

(Pope notwithstanding.)

I finally drag myself awake,
and what's this that I see?
No morning thread, and Vic links
are on the ONT.

I've read this news already.
It's just no fun this way
But what else is expected,
When starting a Monday!

♥

I laid me down and slept; I awaked; for the Lord sustained me. I will not be afraid of ten thousands of people, that have set themselves against me round about.

* goes off to bed to cry and feel guilty over the poor dead thread *

OMG, I KEELED THE THREAD!??!

Oh, right..

⇓ Pants status

BTW, I saw the duck and the bunny simultaneously...

and I use both hands...

✔ Home
✔ Embeveraged
✔ Tired
✔ On the ONT
❒ Asleep

Working through my checklist.