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Mon 2016 Feb 1

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 8:20am
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Sherry McEvil: A mean in a diner?

Mornin', McEvil!

Yeah, I was wondering, is that a statistical mean or a surly mean?

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 7:45am
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Germans Publish Illegal Alien Invader Swimming Pool Etiquette Guide (in cartoon form)

BlazingCatFur
http://bit.ly/1m87uzE

The stupid -- it is so thick and deep! Comic strip guidelines for an invading army, yeah, that'll work.

French publish cartoon guide on how not to Nazi...

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 7:24am
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Lizzy: anyone know what the deal is with Obama visiting that Maryland mosque?

"Obama to attend mosque, known to support terrorism"

The mosque is also known to support terrorism...

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 7:16am
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C/o Notsothoreau in the overnight thread, a good speech by Rep Greg Walden, Oregon 2nd District, on "what drives people to do what is happening tonight in Harney County." Video and transcript.

https://walden.house.gov/speech

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 7:08am
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AltonJackson: g'mornin', 'rons

Mornin'!

* passes gasoline and salt *

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 7:01am
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...two air hostesses started arguing about 'work issues'. ... escalated into a fist fight ... A third female attendant, who tried to calm things down, was hit in the face.

Live entertainment, better than an in-flight movie! Instead of apologizing, Delta should've charged the passengers extra. (There MUST be cell footage out there.)

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 6:55am
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My hash is what you get when you cross Tutsi with Hutu.

(Actually what you get is genocide, and that's not funny, but whatever.)

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 6:49am
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CrotchetyOldJarhead: Whats the plan for the day?

NaCly Dog: smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 6:46am
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26 sanctuary counties in Iowa

Y'know, this is the first I've heard of sanctuary counties. And 26 of the 99 Iowa counties? That's nuts.

What is it with Iowa, anyway? The proximity to Illinois and Wisconsin, I presume?

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 6:38am
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Willburn Sooner: Only four more months of winter, and then it's mosquito season.

Heh - Milady told me she killed a skeeter in the kitchen yesterday.

We've had a run of nice days here.

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 6:28am
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Pappy O'Daniel: The caucus is on Groundhog Day?
Imagine that, over and over and over.

Cue Cher singing I Got You Babe.

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 6:24am
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Seamus Muldoon: Seems to me that by mentioning no thoughts of war that the thought of war was still with him. Understandable.

Well, no thought of war during the music. A nice psychic break, I'd think.

Keep 'em coming, Muldoon. As we say in Oklahoma, 'ppreciate it.

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 6:18am
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Good morning, FenelonSpoke. A thought for the day, c/o Norman Vincent Peale:

"Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together." -Thomas Carlyle

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 6:15am
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JJ - Congratulations on taking the top place.

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 6:11am
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ugg boots: Is there one piece of good news out there?

'Israeli' Vulture Cleared of 'Spying' in Lebanon

Okay, that's so stupid it's more sad than good I suppose. Best I could find on short notice.

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 5:55am
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Thanks for the uplifting news links, Vic!

Say, how do you see the election year turning out at this point?

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 5:48am
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Waking nightmare

July 2016: GOP nom goes to Anyone But Trump

August 2016: Trump runs 3rd party

November 2016: Democrats win the general

January 2017: Nation in flames

Satan: Mission accomplished!

Morning, Glories! It's only Monday. Happy New Month!

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 5:38am
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See what he did there?

Not the "Overnight Thread" (ONT)

It's the "Overnight Open Thread"

Yeah. The ONO Thread.

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 12:38am
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There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep. -Homer (not Simpson)

One guess which it's time for now for me.

Good night, Gracies!

Mon 2016 Feb 1, 12:29am
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tcn in AK: TUUtu? as in, TUUtu too?

I'm surprised I still have this morning's hashtag, after being elsewhere all day.

I said in the book thread that I got this hash because OMuse dropped the introductory line about tutus.

It's just too, too! I say!

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