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Ah, the sizzlin' smell of banhammerin' in the mornin'. Almost as good as fresh coffee.

(ktigS) looks like it should be an anagram or something.

Trolls really are like speed bumps. Expecting the next piscean pun or old vidgame joke and *bam* the car bottoms out even at 15mph.

Criminally Stupid Dept.

Ooops! Tahlequah, Oklahoma, grocery store, fellow opens a box which is supposed to be bananas and finds... 12 kilos of drugs, "either meth or cocaine... said to be worth around $1 million."

Michael Purdy, KRMG
http://bit.ly/1R8cIYj

Yes, we have no...

Wait, what? Garry Moore (of I've Got a Secret and To Tell the Truth fame) set fire to a mosque? Not bad work for a guy who died in '93.

Note to physicsgeek and others: You have to put the leading http:// in your nic link or it comes out like this:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/physicsgeek.mu.nu

MP4: ...hawt girls in scanty attire playing basketball...

Wait ... girls MP4 considers hawt who aren't in black and white stills from nearly 100 years ago? Who are you and what have you done with the real MP4?

Okay, to start with, that pic is about what it looks like here today. Lots of leftover snow, morning sun for the first time in days. Still cold. Not quite as hilly here, though...

I finally get to the bottom of the last thread, and I find out that it was dead almost before I started reading it. And it wasn't even all that interesting.

* brushes off dust from last thread *

* dives headlong into this one *

rdbrewer: That Drudge place, you can get some news there. You guys should check it out.

And the news-looking link goes to Googley.

Vic: No news this morning. Slept too late.

Man! The day is shot, right at the beginning.

Morning, glorious fellow children of the Almighty!

It's the penultimate day of the year.

And the sixth day of Christmas.

Who the heck came up with the word "penultimate" anyway? What a funny word.

Now to see what all'a y'all 'been sayin'.

Hey! Hey!

* waves arms trying to get a response *

Hey, I'm leaving now.

Not that anybody cares.

* walks out, stumbling into end table on the way *

Captain Marvel? ... shazam!!

wait.. wait.. back up a bit... someone said...

Mary Ann and Bailey??

* dumbstruck *

Men and women are different in some areas and that's okay.

Forty-some years together, Milady and I are pretty happy to have complimentary skills.

I can better decipher a map and program a computer and fix a dripping sink, and other such rudimentary tasks - that she could probably handle okay with a few tries and enough time, but is happy to let me do guy things.

But even though I am okay as a cook, given known ingredients, I am in awe of how she can look in the kitchen, and where I see nothing to eat, she can easily manufacture a grand multi-course meal.

What, back to words again? I was really digging the quick-browsing, low-literacy ONTs. Didn't have to move my lips as much. Okay, I'll try...

quote... of... the... day... eye... by... my... c... cow... coon... oh! count...! okay...

And didn't sleazeball BJ Clinton have to drop trou for a judge to verify descriptions of his wee wee?

Allegedly?

This alleged affair is why the day Bush took the oath of office was one of the best days in modern US history. No matter how else it turned out, I knew you'd never find GW in the closet with an intern. I even remember the sunset that day was magnificent red, white, and blue. Might've been some celebratory substances involved, but the sunset was real.

Let's have him for First Husband, right?

VIA: B'More just clocked #342...

Hmm. I don't usually participate in these dark lotteries, but I placed my bet on 365 a while back, just because number of days in a year. Unless there's some serious New Year's Eve gang wars, I don't think I'm gonna win.

Puns are the lowest form of joak.

...

If there was only one attendee at the O'Malley ralley...

then who took the picture??

* cue dramatic-tension chord *

Brother Cavil: [left]Just testing is all.[/left]

Only tag power commenters have anymore is i, b, u, and s. (See nic link for complete guide.)

But, thanks for trying.

* disappears again *

If I comment on how centered this is, it will look silly after the fix, so I won't.

Just left some news bits at the end of the ONT, #698. Won't repost here.

L8r, folks. Got stuff to do. Like, maybe, an early nap.

It worked! it worked! My post caused the morning thread!

* bows *