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Thu 2015 Sep 10

Thu 2015 Sep 10, 7:32am
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Bluebird of Bitterness passes along an amusing cartoon. Warning: contains cats.
http://bit.ly/cats-relig

Thu 2015 Sep 10, 7:30am
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* kicks blog *

Thu 2015 Sep 10, 7:20am
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Calls for Christians to be given priority among Syrian refugees are discriminatory and reinforce a sense Muslims "are always going to be vilified in the Australian community," the country's highest Sunni authority has said.

Society really needs to grow up and quit being so discriminatory against murderers, rapists, kidnappers, torturers, misogynists, civilization-wreckers, and those who discriminate against non-Muslims.

BlazingCatFur
http://bit.ly/1Kc3s2u

Thu 2015 Sep 10, 7:02am
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Remember how the words "European" and "Union" used to appear in juxtaposition?

Denmark has suspended all rail links with Germany after police stopped hundreds of migrants at the border. Danish police also closed a motorway between the two countries when some asylum seekers began walking north after being forced off a train.

They say their destination is Sweden.

BBC
http://bbc.in/1i0ee0Q

c/o Blazing Cat Fur
http://bit.ly/1JYhMu3

Thu 2015 Sep 10, 6:41am
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Cato: We've voted for values candidates for years and they've delivered jack and shit....

Evidently not the right values. Or insincere candidates.

I think we tend to best discern values by observing the results. Know them by their fruits, as the Man said.

Thu 2015 Sep 10, 6:32am
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Flexibility - it's a good thing for tactics, not so much for values.

Morning, Glories! Where's the sun? Where's Vic? Where's my coffee? Oh, wait, I can take care of the last one...

Wed 2015 Sep 9

Wed 2015 Sep 9, 11:09pm
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overnight
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does whatever an

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overbite...? might...? $#!+...

Look out!
Here comes the overnight...

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Wed 2015 Sep 9, 8:03am
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Hope Vic is well-rested this morning.

I'm having withdrawals without his acerbic take on the world.

But I hope he's well-rested.

Wed 2015 Sep 9, 8:00am
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Hrothgar: Nice, but depressing site!

Depressing? Oh. I'm guessing you mean because of the contrast of Reagan and now.

Wed 2015 Sep 9, 7:51am
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Hump-Day Humor from Reaganite Republican
(cartoons & posters)
http://bit.ly/RR-20150909

Wed 2015 Sep 9, 7:34am
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Send Hillary to D.C. She fits right in!

Morning, Glories!

Tue 2015 Sep 8

Tue 2015 Sep 8, 9:56am
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The more y'all complain about the fem hyg product ads you're seeing, the more you'll see them. Google will feed back more, based on your comments.

So, remember, as some genius moron suggested, "hot topless redheads" in every comment.

Personally, I'm getting ads for Dell laptops, and ham.

Tue 2015 Sep 8, 9:49am
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Sambo: "Apparently pixy doesn't like my Spanish punctuation...."

From the acecomments.mu.nu Survival Guide:

http://bit.ly/pixyize
Converts modern text to html acceptable to AoSHQ's, um, unique requirements.

If you're one of those who can't post ampersands, though, you're SOL.

Tue 2015 Sep 8, 9:22am
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Feeding the cat

Track the cat down, they don't come when called.

Sometimes they don't even react when I wave the bowl in front of them.

Watch them saunter up to the bowl sloooowwwly.

They might sniff at the food, look up and mew, like, wtf is this? (Same thing you always get, kitty!)

Sometimes even turn away without eating. (Oh, have you already eaten someone this morning?)

They tend to leave a little bit uneaten.

Then they wander off and clean themselves.

Feeding the dog

He's right there on time, or runs to me when called.

As I approach with the food bowl, he dances with delight. He'll wiggle and walk backwards and shake like a puppy. Funny to see in an old dog. It's a great reward for me.

When I set the bowl down - I love this ritual - no matter how late feeding may be, or how hungry he might be, the dog pauses, looks up at me, so I can pet him and say, "good dog," and then he chows down with enthusiasm.

His face doesn't come out of the bowl until it's clean.

Then he comes to me for more pets.

However, he isn't a very good mouser.

Tue 2015 Sep 8, 8:55am
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Stringer Davis: There isn't enough Church skulduggery to pull off that sort of thing...

Yeah? Did you see my #202?

Tue 2015 Sep 8, 8:51am
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Back on Opera 12, I would run with javascript off. It was easy to set exceptions for known sites. And I had clickboxes in the toolbar for easily toggling js, plug-ins, and cookies on or off.

I have not been able to get current Opera to do that. I leave the Settings tab up, and go there to turn js on and off. Site preferences can still be set, but it's more of a hassle.

Also suggested: get YouTube Downloader and don't watch anything live-streaming. There are good reasons.

Tue 2015 Sep 8, 8:44am
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Olde and busted:
Anthropogenic Global Climate Chaos

New hotness:
Anthropogenic Global Refugee Chaos

Environmentalists, frustrated that their movement seems to have reached the limits of absurdity, have turned to new goals.

It seems that they're looking at the tremendous impact on native ecosystems of hundreds of thousands of invasive human species....

(and then I woke up)

Tue 2015 Sep 8, 8:36am
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I've said all along that Benedict is still the actual Pope and this guy on the throne is there as a big fake - along the lines of a body double.

You'll see. Benedict will be back.

Tue 2015 Sep 8, 8:11am
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Hillary Clinton: Okay,, I'm gonna try this one at my humor coming out party...

I don't see why you have to have a party to announce Huma coming out - everybody already knows you two....

Oh... humor coming out party...

Never miiiind.

Tue 2015 Sep 8, 7:54am
On Ace of Spades

Well. Caught up on the thread. There were a few things to which I thought to reply, and then I'd find, some moron had already covered that one. Save me time, anyway.

Now, we march forward through the day! Charge! No, wait, I'll pay cash....

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