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Hi. Took the long shortcut, but finally got here. What'd I miss? Besides everything?

Morning, Glories!

Shh. Don't tell anybody about the new thread.

As I posted my last comment on the previous thread, I felt a trembling in the Force, and I knew the spirit of Willow had passed by.

Re: "hot topless redheads"

I forgot to add "hot topless redheads" in my previous comment. Really, "hot topless redheads"? That's stupid, thinking that adding "hot topless redheads" to comments will change Google's assessments. What ads would you expect "hot topless redheads" to generate, anyway? Google Ads and Ace are family-friendly (Addams family?) and you won't be seeing any ads for "hot topless redheads" here. So it would be silly to try to put "hot topless redheads" in comments multiple times. "hot topless redheads" ha ha "hot topless redheads" yeah sure "hot topless redheads"

But one of those "hot topless redheads" broke my heart once.

http://bit.ly/leave4kr
Amusing graphic
c/o Reaganite Republican

My poor brain keeps trying to fit "what's a joo" as the set-up for the joke that ends "Nothin'. What's snoo with you?" but it doesn't work and the only cure seemed to be to pass along my miserable brainworm.

Never mind me. I'm just washing off an old sock (some of those old socks get nasty)

...mit grad....hasn't showered in 12 yrs...

Piker! I haven't bathed since Sgt Peppers was released.

What has happened to CutJibNewsletter? The top of the page has some kind of annoying rapid slideshow of pictures and text. Had to turn off javascript on that site.

Another fine website undermined by web gimcrackery.

Polymorphosly Perverse Polyamorist Polygamists

We have lots of examples of how the Language game masks realities. I've noticed "polyamory" getting traction among some young folk. So cool they are, right? Like they were the ones who invented #freelove, and not the hipsters of the 60s... or the swingers from the 20s... or the razzamatazzers of the Gay Nineties. Or Eve cheating on Adam. Goes 'way back.

Whatever label they put on it, it's promiscuity and infidelity. Behaviors guaranteed to spread diseases, likely to create bastards (Mark Levin voice: "There! I said it!"), bring heartbreak and confusion, and undermine the foundation of civilization, the home and the family.

It's not a God-centered life. Such deviant self-elevating polytheism doesn't value life, health, home, or civilization over self-interest and self-indulgence.

But it's fun fun fun 'til daddy takes the t-bird away.

Too heavy for a Saturday morning?

anon a mouse: Who cuts bananas anyway?...

Well, when I tried putting the whole banana on my cereal, it was kind-of awkward to eat.

...If you must cut them, though, a dull edge does better...

I did mention that the knife didn't really cut me, right?

* sound of pin dropping *

Ow. Stupid knife couldn't tell the banana from my finger. Stupid, stupid knife didn't know not to cut toward me. Luckily, not serious, no blood. Glad it wasn't one of those stupid guns.

jmel: Those of you who have lost a parent: please tell me when does it stop feeling as if your heart has been ripped out and you finally stop crying every single day?

Dad died, suddenly, close to fifty years ago now. There have been some days I didn't even think about him. Then there are days I walk down to his grave and complain about him and his father dying so young.

May the joy of good memories assuage the pain of loss.

skip: trying to loose the wenches

Lefty loosie, righty tighty. Easy.

Oh, lose the wenches.

I thought you said loosen with wrenches.

Never miiiiind.

♫ And I think it's gonna be all right
Yeah, the worst is over now.
The morning sun is shining like
a red giant nuclear furnace...

Morning, Glories! Looks like a Saturday. And yet.. we got a morning thread again! I thought they went out of style.

Searched on the artist. Because I have nothing better to do at the moment.
http://www.nicholaszann.com/biography.php

I think that's the guy.

Sometimes those tiny staplers are easier to grab & use, not that I deal with paper that needs stapling much, anymore. Wonder how old mine is.

Schroedinger's ThxBox?

Inspired by Pelosi "pay for it to know what's in it" bill (a/k/a "pig in a poke")?

When Henry Ran Out of Color Paint

The Vic News Network starts today on the combined ONT-Morning thread

http://bit.ly/VNN-20150904

next time mindful