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Oh I could be, I could be...

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Today, Geraldo Rivera said...

Today, Brian Williams reported...

Today, Cher tweeted...

Today, Rosie O'Donnell mumbled...

Today, Kermit the Frog opined...

"News," to which the basic reply is, "Who cares?"

Folks elsewhere have noted that the Propagandists are not above staging pix like this "drowned baby." Not saying the baby didn't die, just the circumstances as reported can't be trusted.

It's the Helen Lovejoy "Think of the Children" ploy. Like after Israel defends itself, the propagandists will take a photo of a child's toy in rubble in Gaza, and if they can't find one, they'll stick a toy in there, sometimes one that is obviously is clean and new. (Heh-- Remember the video of the Palestinian "corpse" that peeked out from under his shroud?) They want folks to think of this one dead baby and not the thousands of welfare bums and terrorist infiltrators. Same as with our borders, think about all the poor little immigrant tykes - and not their tats and gats and long rap sheets.

Speaking of propaganda, did it get mentioned here about the village that voted to gang-rape girls for their brother's sins? Debunked. Amnesty Int'l never even went to the village. (BBC via Zombie on AoS.)

New Wikileaks revelation: Ace of Spades blog secret transmissions reveal new policy that new threads will not be posted until comments on the ONT reach 1000.

I wanted to hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats. I really did. But spitting on my hands? Icky!

Muslim Flight Attendant Sues Because Job Makes Her Serve Drinks (Frontpage)
http://bit.ly/muz-stew

Will she be forced by a judge to serve drinks or go to jail like the marriage license clerk?

...the butcher, the baker, the wedding-photo maker...

Help us, Uncle Sam, you are our only hope!

Yay, Vic has posted the news, so now we can haz a morning thread!

Not funny.

Especially if Vic is thinking of retiring the VNN because of the morning thread irregularity.

Maybe the cure to morning thread irregularity is to move up the dump?

Oh, yeah: Hi, folks.

Nothing but a sock with ping-pong ball eyes.

Why is there such a huge fuss about this simple hand puppet? Or whether it's allegedly married to a pig?

Much less, how did he get to be President? Twice!?

Love it, when a comment on some topic ends up being posted a hundred comments later than the last time that topic was being discussed. Blog Lag.

It's tragic when folks you used to respect as good, clean entertainers end up being disgusting figures, but the worst was when Bill Clinton flew Kermit and Bill Cosby to Pedo Island...

Yay. I can finally post. Except, time to feed the pesks 'n' stuff. L8r.

Nothing I like better in the morning than playing spin-the-IP with AT&T to find one not banned on AoS.

Attempt #4.

Morning, Glories!

Dunno 'bout you, but Vic's link didn't work for me. This did:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=358813#c24140447

Gabe got that memo from Andy about not posting the morning thread until Vic was done commenting in the ONT?

* peeks in, looks around, sees no Vic *

Top Headline Comments instead of EMT? Gabe trying to make us nostalgic or sumpin?

Can't find a place to cut in line here.

I'll wait for the next thread which will surely be up soon.

Or tomorrow. or something...

Misanthropic Humanitarian: Mount Palins. He saw Sarah's sweater puppies.

"Grand Tetons" already having been taken...

Also, looks like Vic apparently didn't manage to get back in the groove all that readily?

rickb223: Always give pets one syllable names. Much easier to yell "MAX!" when you are chasing them down the street than "Bartholomew Wainscot!"

At least one syllable that's hard and loud.

There's the old story about the kid who told his dad the dog's name was Bark. Dad didn't think about it much until one evening when he's standing on the back porch and realizes the neighbors are hearing him going, "Bark! Bark! Bark!"

Milady says her (late, sainted) mother used to really feel stupid calling their dog, "Firpo."

My pets say, quit chatting and feed us, hoomaan!

Okay, so, morning, Glories, already.

Some animals it's hard to discover the name. Sometimes it comes right to you.

The evening our first dog showed up, I went out to visit him tied in the yard. He was white, with lots of black and gray. I stood there in the yard with him, fog swirling about, thinking, he's the colors of the night fog, and suddenly his name came to me. And I felt kinda bad. But it couldn't be helped. From that moment on, he was Foggy. That's right, Foggy Doggy. He was a good boy.

Now, the cat that paid us $15 to rescue him from an Illinois truck stop, there was never any question that his name was Buck.

Warning to pet owners: Do not name your dog Buddy as my daughter did. Buddy is not a name. It's like calling your cat Kitty. All dogs are Buddy.

Oh, you weren't kidding. There is a new post already.

I think I've gotta go clean the gutters or something.

Have a day.