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Only up to #830 and figure there's a newd by now, but had to ask...

Is Conspiracy a subset of Concern Trolls?

Also, wow, were y'all kind & gentle; firm in debate, but wearing the kid-gloves with that one, 'most all the way.

Yay.

Pain in my mousing shoulder. Big pain. Can hardly mouse, and affects typing. Backspace hard to reach, and I keep making mistakes needing backspacing. Milady going to jury duty call soon and I'll be left all day to try to deal with everything left-handed, with pain accompaniment.

Miiiight not be commenting much. At least I won't provoke the banhammer gods.

Oh. New thread. Oh well.

2nd try to say good morning. Encountered yet another blocked AT&T IP.

Morning, Glories, maybe?

Bandersnatch: ...someone just pisses you off by his very presence. You just wish he'd go away because he lessens your blog experience. ...

A category of conflict hitherto unelucidated. Quality-of-experience trolls?

But, I knew it. I knew that's what people here think of me. Just like in real life, where they call me the death of the party if they even notice I'm there. I'm sorry. I'll go away. *pouty sniffle*

*has another sip of coffee and ponders paranoid rant*

Just kidding. No matter what, I know I'm not the worst. Just like when I was a little kid and poor at bat, I still wasn't going to be chosen last for the baseball teams as long as that fat kid and the awkward one were there.

So as long as _____ and ______ haven't been banned, or bandersnatched, I'll safely hang around...

Carol, you around? Belated *wave back* to your hello.

Good to see your handle. Are your roses in Texas yet?

RWC: 'Whiny Bitch of the Day' award

That could be the dad that was in tears he was so proud that his son chose a girlie doll at the toy store.

I don't get into the daytime comments after the art post, as a rule. So as a consequence, I have no idea what's up until I read Ace griping about commenters.

Works for me.

Morning, Glories!

say. I got to read an ONT early instead of the next morning for the first time in a while. Now I can sleep peacefully.

joncelli: Don't quote the troll.

Quite! Dr Banhammer be sizzlin' I think, because I don't see the comments themselves, just the references.

Following in as-close-to-real-time as comments can be. Thanks to those following and reporting on the story. Too bad Ace can't get a penny from advertisers every time a hot-story thread like this is reloaded.

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no good deed: ...Fox just reported the NYPD is going on alert and covering news crews. I wonder if they are picking up chatter?

Alas, I can imagine copycat crazies gunning for news crews now, regardless of the reason for the current shooting. When the folks who like to stand behind a live reporter and goof on camera need more attention?

Tourette syndrome exhibited as trolling is such a sad, terrible thing. Unconscious, uncontrollable outbursts of bizarre, inimical communications posted randomly amid civilized conversation. So advanced a case, apparently, it's not just the occasional aberrant blurt, it's the only communications the subject can make. Best response, of course, is to simply ignore these unsociable statements and let the professionals take care of the poor fellow. Paging Doctor Banhammer.

ICYMI from prev thread

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=358685#c24103728
Vic is in Georgia ..FOR 3RD WEEK.. helping to look after our 80 year old uncle who fell and broke his leg. At a house on a lake, but can't fish......have to go to road in front of house to get cell service, no internet, land line only!
Posted by: Vic's OLDER brother

http://bit.ly/dust-lady
Marcy Borders, dust lady, story at Yahoo.
(Thanks for hedzup on that, Baldy.)

...no one had contacted her in the months that followed the attacks and her photo was beamed around the world.

No aid organizations helped her and no one had told her that mental services were available for free for 9/11 survivors....

Vic's OLDER brother - thank you! We were becoming concerned. Prayers for the uncle.

That's the best Vic News report in weeks!

Older brother... surrre. Like that's even possible.

Muldoon: Wait just a second. Exactly how many toes do you have?

Only require the toes for long division. Left toes hold the tens' place, count in base 5, convert to metric, and wala. Just like Harpo playing an abacus.

Eighty-five messages in forty-five minutes? Why that's (takes off socks, counts on toes)... not very many. At least I'm in before #100 and before BenK...

Morning, glorious fellow offspring of the All-Creator!

Now to 'jump to top' to see what pithy wonders await in your few dozen comments this morning...

Carney!

Linkletter!

Garfunkle!

Is Donald Trump An Agent Of Divine Judgement
How Politics Killed Comedy

Pondering the proximate juxtaposition of these headlines.

Has not politics become comedy?

Also, my spelchekr suggests there's no e in Judgment, not even Divine Judgment. But who am I to judg?

Okay, as I'm pouring my 3rd cup of coffee, the Cleaver cock sock memory cell finally got activated.

As the raccoon in Over the Hedge once said when the turtle brought up Jar Jar Binks, "Nooo! I had blocked it out. All. Out!"

So I looked it up.
http://bit.ly/eld-clv-ck-sk