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Sun 2015 Aug 23

Sun 2015 Aug 23, 8:12am
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Okay, found a usable IP. Here's what you missed:

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Appropriate to the discussion of dealing with the angry wife (comic panel):
http://bit.ly/so-not-funny

Morning, Glories!

Thunder through the night
Makes my dog uptight

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The long-running comic panel Reverend Fun has ended its run. First panel was November, 1997. (Almost as long as Mindful Webworks has been around.) Not an easy gig, religious humor. There were some good ones. So long, Reverend Fun, and God bless you.
http://www.reverendfun.com

(Thanks to FenelonSpoke for linking to Rev Fun a while back.)

Sun 2015 Aug 23, 8:10am
On Ace of Spades

Well, how annoying that my comments aren't posting again. Try #4. Hello? Hello?

Sat 2015 Aug 22

Sat 2015 Aug 22, 10:31am
On Ace of Spades

Some new post about noseless nuns...

Sat 2015 Aug 22, 10:27am
On Ace of Spades

So, the two Marines, one critically injured and one with a knife injury, turned into USAF with bad but non-critical cuts on his neck, an Oregon NG not injured, another American, and a Brit, with two other people injured by a gun that did or did not fire. So far?

The "beat him until he was unconscious" part is a nice update, in any case.

Sat 2015 Aug 22, 10:14am
On Ace of Spades

Whoops + durhh

Happy birthday to me
Now that I've had cof-fee
I can do plain subtraction
I am just sixty-three

FTR - can you tell I don't really think about it much? Must've been thinking in metric time.

Hey, it's like I just a whole year of my life back. Just... just not the past year I hope - some fresh hell, please.

Sat 2015 Aug 22, 9:29am
On Ace of Spades

Can only get a reeeallly slow connection this morning. I can almost hear the 300-baud modem noise.

Thanks for the bday wishes, y'all. Much 'ppreciated.

Donna&&&& - yes. I remember when Sgt Peppers hit, that silly song, imagining being 64. Time flies when you least expect it.

Time flies with frog (pointless doodle)
http://mindfulwebworks.com/doodles/time-flies-with-frog

Sat 2015 Aug 22, 8:42am
On Ace of Spades

Well, I've just spent forty minutes, off and on, trying to get a connection that didn't stink. Now it's time to feed the pets. I'll have to get caught up... by the next thread, if it's not already up.

Morning, Glories!

Well, wish me a happy birthday, anyway.

More importantly, somebody go check on Vic!

Fri 2015 Aug 21

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 11:40pm
On Intellectual Froglegs

Joe Dan, This is great. The TR quote drew me in. The swimming moose pic cracked me up. Thanks.

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 11:31pm
On PatriotRetort

Dianny, not to be critical... okay, being a little critical... the head is just a little bit large proportionally, don't you think? Hey, I'm a wannabe photoshopperist; I sympathize. :D

Never mind that. I think this beats Sabo's tattooed, cig-smokin' Cruz.

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 11:25pm
On Soopermexican

Soops, these are from before the attack, evidently? Looking for good updates on the wounded.

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 10:34am
On Ace of Spades

Not here. I'm still engaged in the last thread. Lonely work, but it must be finished. But, you go on, I'll catch up.

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 10:32am
On Ace of Spades

Brother Cavil: Those got disabled long ago.

You're saying you haven't re-upped your Platinum-Plus membership, then?

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 10:30am
On Ace of Spades

New Art NOOD

I knew it! I could feel it as I was typing my previous comment!

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 10:29am
On Ace of Spades

Last millennium, back when we lived in Chicago, the oldies station did a weekend countdown of the top gazillion oldies.

We were gathered 'round the radio when it finally came time to see what they thought was #1. And with much drumroll and drama, the DJ spun up "Red Rubber Ball."

Ha ha, they scratched that after the first chorus, and put on the real #1, whatever it was, long forgotten.

But I've had "Red Rubber Ball" stuck in my head ever since. Worst. Brain. Worm. Ever.

It's not really a bad song. Think it's gonna be all right, yeah, the worst is over now. They just shouldn't have recorded it with the "placeholder" lyric. The morning sun is shining like... ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 10:20am
On Ace of Spades

I see stupid question was answered thoroughly.

Commenters survival guide - tags

i : italics
b : boldface
u : underline
s : strike-out

Safarisino, those are the only tags commenters have.

Well, there's also
a : link to a site
as well as video and image embeds.

But you can only see or use those with the Platinum-Plus subscription.

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 10:13am
On Ace of Spades

Not his biological father? Dang! Wish I'd thought of that!
-Rachel Dozenal

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 10:07am
On Ace of Spades

Commenter's Survival Guide

Unicode tools - Convert text with modern characters into AoSHQ-acceptable antique HTML codes. Kill black diamonds before they materialize.

http://bit.ly/pixyize

NB: If you can't do ampersands, you're SOL.

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 9:56am
On Ace of Spades

artisanal 'ette: And weed, lots of weed.

Hm. GOP candidates debating in Boulder?

Imagine "special" snack foods and beverages, made available for the candidates beforehand; could make it more like the Bad Lip Reading version.

Wonder which ones would be "high" and blurt their mind too openly, and which ones would just be "stoned," absent-mindedly playing with a little speck of dust on the podium?

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 9:45am
On Ace of Spades

Alberta Oil Peon: ...The "voi" portion, spoken in French, sounds like "vwah", as spoken in English. And the "v" part can be pretty subtle, so "wala" can be a pretty close approximation...

Well done!

Now, cunning linguists, who will cover the Germanic w and v?

Fri 2015 Aug 21, 9:12am
On Ace of Spades

Grasshopper BenK learns succinctness from Master Andy.

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