I was something like 9 when Mom kept telling ol' Doc Johnson there was something seriously wrong with me: he kept saying it was a tummy ache (that that is doctor talk). Mom was right. My appendix burst. Not too many years earlier, that would've been fatal! Yay for modern med! I mostly recall I had to learn to walk all over again.
Oh! I forgot to thank her for that again today!
Health to you, CDR M!
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good evening, commontaters.
Just wanted to let you know I was inspired by the anagram post a few days ago, and padded that single graphic out into a half-minute video. :D
President Imposter
Anagrammatical confirmation of the painfully evident.
"I saw Bardarbunga open for Tuvurvur at the World Stage in 2014."
"Shut up and pass the dirt soup, Grampaw."
Reposting because Pixy. This couldz b in sidbarz?
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Ace Smilies
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Handbook of AoSHQ memes and themes
http:/justkidding.not/twoweeks
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Ace Smilies
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Handbook of AoSHQ memes and themes
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This trolling. God bless the folks who run Ace, but it does seem like they need to deputize a few thread-watchers with the key to the hammer. That is, I presume that these disruptors are being allowed to disrupt because no one's on duty, rather than that they are permitted (when too many good contributors have been hammered or otherwise disinvited).
What's a horde to do in the anarchic meanwhile?
At the first appearance of the obvious troll is obvious, post a comment that the troll is hash whatever, then everyone stop commenting until that post is gone. Wouldn't work perfectly, of course. Have to keep passing the plan along to latecomers, newbies, and libertarians.
And it's harsh self-infliction. The major point is to have the place not trashed by troll spoor. The minor point is that the banhammer seems unattended for significant chunks of time. The idea that when a troll dropping appears the THREAD GOES DEAD until it's removed is intended to ... what? ... get the management's attention, I suppose.
Just a thought. Long one to invoke a new post.
It may not be a good strategy. But it's more than the SCOAMF has.
Obama's lack of strategy statement is like hanging a giant "Gun-Free Zone" sign on the nation's front window.
I rarely click on vids while on the cell in the sticks, but I took a chance on "this video is hilarious." Alas, saw it already. "Turns into Bill Cosby" should've clued me.
I'd ask for more clues on links, but why should the blog accomodate us low-rent cardboard-membership surfers? (SCOAMF says, I can answer that!)
Anyway, it's kind-of like being a bicyclist-hater when driving, and an automobiler-hater when bicycling. When I'm on the desktop with a wide pipeline, mystery links can be fun.
How do you turn off Autoincorrect on a Chromish cell? I'm tired of it and ready to just make my own mysteaks.
"Posted by: mindful webworker - obit! another day! "
obit????? OBOY!!!!! Holy opposite intentions, Batman!
I'm finally ready to take off the autoincorrect training wheels now. Hmmm. How do I do that?
Listening to Barky talk about how he has no strategy for the caliphate is like listening to a red-eyed pothead giggling "I have no idea what I'm doing right now"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Very like. Almost exactly like.
Except, maybe, subsitute a nose-rubbing cokehead.
[Imagine I linked here to Granny Jan's latest video]
When Joan Rivers made her remark about MO being a tranny, I thought, Oh! She's not long for this world, now.
Looks like she got the Full Breitbart.
Just kidding. About both.
Well, I did think that.
And.... don't dine with Bill Ayers, anyway, just in case.
Obama's speaking at the La Raza camp. He's just said "The United States and Mexican peoples are one people". Crowd applauds.
Similar situation, different ominousiance... ominoise... ominousnousnous...
...uff.. this is what happens when I actually read the post... and try to comment... before the coffee's brewed...
Morning, Glorious Fellow Offspring of our Almighty Creator! Light mist falling. Refreshing!
I try to keep up on the news through the day, and then the Vic News Network in the morning, so by the time this post goes up, I like to try to guess which story I've already read (or read about) is referenced with BenK's poorly-informative humorously teasing headlines.
"What a lovely family" was an easy guess.
I clipped my nails, made coffee, fed the pesks, swept the remains (a bit of gut, a tuft of tail) of a young squirrel off the front porch, had a bite to eat, and when I come back... I find my cardboard standee stand-in is in the barrel! I'll never get that gunk off of it. Sorrreeee. I was just one lousy slash away from a proper close-tag.)
Also, do you think if this site had some cobloggers who were awake and sober (noting that Gabe may be both, but doesn't seem to hang around after posting) that they would actually hammer Obvious Troll, or is this a SCOAMF-certified "open borders" BBS?
135 Posted by: mindful webworker - make it a bumper sticker at August 28, 2014 08:09 AM (UHbCX)
ESP. I was just wondering if someone was going to notice day 666 is next Tuesday.
You win a cookie.
"DAY 660... malfunctioning Moron microsites" #two weeks
Oh, look! Only six days until Day 666!
Dreyfuss voice: "This means something!"
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A good website for making modern text acceptable to this failing website.
http://www.unicodetools.com/unicode/convert-to-html.php
"...every radical Islamist like you will be wiped off the face of the earth."
Heh. That thar's fair and balanced journalism at its finest.
