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Wed 2014 Jul 30

Wed 2014 Jul 30, 11:39pm
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Nice ONT. Rich & fruity but with a dry, woodsy finish. So fulfilling. I may need to purge.

Hi, horde. No time to mingle, but I'll leave this standee of me by the buffet. You can ignore it as you would me.

(tries to sneak out the side door, crashes into trash cans)

I'm all right. I'm allll right!

my wild Irish roooooose....

Wed 2014 Jul 30, 1:00am
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It's midnight in the middle of what remains of America.

Do you know where the rest off the world's children are migrating?

Evening, mates!

Tue 2014 Jul 29

Tue 2014 Jul 29, 10:18am
On Ace of Spades

Morning, glorious leader Ace!

Are we sure these are "children" children?

Maybe they were only like the tattooed, handsign-waving "children" sneaking across the US border and recruiting in the camps?

Anyway, no more tunnels, because, think of the children! think of the children!

#HamasHatesKids

Tue 2014 Jul 29, 10:01am
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"It's simply not the way partners and allies treat each other," State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki said.

Put that next to Eric "You don't want to go there, buddy!" chip-on-his-sHolder whining to the NAACP or whoever about how his "office" was disrespected, translation, mean old Gomert (sp?) was being rayyycissss.

Respect being something one earns ... remember when that was a thing?

Tue 2014 Jul 29, 9:38am
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When one sees, as through dark glasses, one sees all the lines, all the details of shape, but misses the color values and the true balance of light; critical perceptions become extremely narrowly filtered.

So, when those who see more clearly describe things to the darkly envisioning, you seem to be talking about the same things, those details both can see. But you really don't see things the same at all. What value the one derives from the palette and luminosity is invisible to the other, to whom such an enlightened view seems insane.

The depressed, the confused, the emotionally driven, all see a partial picture through a distorting lens. They think they're getting the whole picture, but they're missing everything of value.

Unless and until the shades fall from their eyes, how can they be informed? Because, who are they going to believe, you or their own lying eyes, right?

Tue 2014 Jul 29, 9:09am
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Obama: Muslims Built 'The Very Fabric of Our Nation'

Sorry, Barry, the failed underwear bomber's itchy, stained shorts are not a part of this nation's fabrics.

Tue 2014 Jul 29, 9:01am
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Palestine makes you dumb = WSJ subscribe wall. FYI. Yes, I know, googlysearch workaround... if I cared that much.

Tue 2014 Jul 29, 8:54am
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Grampa Jimbo: That stinker "Noah" was released today.

Gratuitous end-of-thread webwork re-run hook!

Noah II
Riding out the storm? That's nothing, by comparison!
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/noah-ii
short political parody video

Tue 2014 Jul 29, 8:44am
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Mama AJ: AP's Twitter... 'members of Congress fall over each other to support Israel...'"

Wow. AP doesn't usually report such good news.

Tue 2014 Jul 29, 8:35am
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AltonJackson: "I had to have the heat on for the commute."

Misanthrope! This is just the kind of carbon-creating activity that will just cause more global climate chaos! Gaia wants you to suffer.

Tue 2014 Jul 29, 8:28am
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"Calling Congress people will do nothing to stop Obama." -Buster Brown

My first impulse was, sadly, that's true.

Then I saw the source and reconsidered my impulsive acquiescence.

Then I remembered, I've got a great Congressman and two pretty good Senators. I think I'll write them today!

Tue 2014 Jul 29, 8:21am
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"...how I'm not doing much in that battle except taking about it sometimes. She pointed out that talking about it is important too." -Junction Creature

Prepping with one's tribe is a highly recommended response nowadays.

Morning, Glories!

I'm dealing with a very hard family situation. Filial estrangement has a price. Don't know what good it really does, but, prayers not refused if you can squeeze one more in during these busy times.

Tue 2014 Jul 29, 2:19am
On Ace of Spades

aw, hell, did you say marijuana reparations?

webwork hook!

Post Prohib DEA
What they'll do after the drug war years.
A mindful webworks Head Shop comic from back in 1996.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/headshop/05/post-prohib-dea

prognostication can be fun

Mon 2014 Jul 28

Mon 2014 Jul 28, 11:16am
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Israeli politicians from the right and left are fuming at President Barack Obama following a late-night phone call with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu calling for an "unconditional" humanitarian cease-fire, likening Obama to "background noise" and one Israeli lawmaker calling for a "cease-fire from Washington."

Blaze c/o Wezlzpprs c/o LoneStarHeeb in #296

EWOKnews headline:
Obama Uniting Left and Right... in Israel!

Mon 2014 Jul 28, 10:01am
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Yeah! Yeah! Whut that schmardt guy Seamus M. said thar at July 28, 2014 09:53 AM (NeFrd) !!11!!!

nerfd?

Need a scorecard to tell the Dorcuses from the dorks.

Mon 2014 Jul 28, 9:38am
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I don't know what keys I hit but I have three times posted while attempting to edit the nick. Hate those premature expostulations.

Mon 2014 Jul 28, 9:34am
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Yeah. I figured I might have a chance with Wonder Woman since I always smell like fish. Didn't work though. -Aquaman

Happen to know that in Justice League: Flashpoint, Aquaman & WW do it. Still doesn't end well.

Mon 2014 Jul 28, 9:24am
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alexthechick: "Ebola outbreak in Africa... bad feeling about this."

Current outbreak does not follow usual pattern of spread from jungle to city. Originated in multiple urban locations m/l simultaneously. Maybe intentional, and possibly a practice run for... elsewheres.

...per the interview w/ long-time border guard on collapse of security between USA and Mexico [14:37] (with good details elaborated by chrissy so I link to her)

http://polination.wordpress.com/2014/07/26/lord-jesus-come-soon/

Mon 2014 Jul 28, 9:13am
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Citizen X: "No red, white and blue? Only in Obama's America."

o

Daughter's leftist friend: Why would Wonder Woman wear red, white, and blue? She's from Thymascara.

Our smart, good-looking, unmarried Daughter, sternly: Because she loves America deeply and honors it with her costume!!

Alas, my anachronistic kids still think in 1960s comic book terms; I blame their father forcing them to read the Silver Age classics.

Mon 2014 Jul 28, 9:03am
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gonna need a lot more Velcro...

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