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Sat 2014 Jun 14

Sat 2014 Jun 14, 9:54am
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But really... here y'go...

Coming up the drive last night, I saw two bunnies - they seem to be thick this Spring - and a skunk by the shed. Hope she was just passing through, not looking to settle in!

We have a bird sanctuary nearby that fosters eagles, so we see Bald and other Eagles regularly, along with the native Blue Herons, egrets, various owl, redtail hawk, and crow of course. Oh, and we seem to have a new visitor, a big ol' pileated woodpecker. And those are just the big birds. Cardinals, Blue and other Jays, and Mockingbirds abound. Occasionally, some of the neighbor's hummingbirds buzz us. The State Bird, scissortails, don't hang around the living acreage, but there's always some on the wires where the road runs by the pasture. Et muchos cetera.

Coyote packs surround us. Occasional fox, more numerous in recent years. Deer pack often in the front yard, teasing the dog. Bunny groundhog skunk squirrel mole mice. Beavers don't come around the farm, but they're down by the river.

Mostly garden snakes around the house (sometimes in the house, to our cats' delight). But we have had 5' brown snakes, and the usual abundance of Oklahoma poisonous snakes are out there in the tall grass and ponds: just rattler, mostly, but others more aggressive.

Red wasp, yellowjacket, mud-daubers, wood bees, angry bees, sweat bees, hornets (mercifully rare), blue flies, green flies, big biting black flies, many butterflies - Zebra, Monarch, more - lunar moths are really really cool, but really really rare. June bugs, Mayflies, cool green beetles. Ladybugs! Not nearly ever enough lightning bugs! Mosqitoes, giant and tiny. Ants on the coffee counter in the kitchen (current battle). Stink bugs. Various cucarachas, of course.

Oh, yes let's not forget all our arachnid buddies, Garden spiders and wolf spiders - spooky but friendly. Tarantula we don't seem to have, nor scorpions like we sometimes see at the office. But we have lots of The Devilspawn: Ticks. Brown Recluse, Black Widow, those other ones with big hideous bulbous backs.

Nature is not your friend. Gaia is really Shiva; she wants to kill you.

Sat 2014 Jun 14, 9:13am
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Well, I'm caring for my son's little black medium-hair kitteh for the weekend, and she's kind-of wild.

She's not sure about being moved from her only-cat home to this wide-open place with a dog and five other cats. Having her preferred Fancy Pants food has helped. And she knows me; she spent many hours, many days, in my lap, at the office, back when.

Her left ear is folded over at the tip. Possibly from birth. Just to give her a distinctive, piratical look. She also likes to sit on my son's shoulder, like a pirate's parrot!

She's a bantam scrapper. Adopted my son off the street at a gas station years ago. Very small, and highly wired, quick to lash out - all survival necessities for the little girl on the street once, and understandable if she's still wary.

This gal understands a woman needs to be able to defend herself!

Sat 2014 Jun 14, 8:59am
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With all the horrible things going on in the world, you want us to talk about wildlife? What about the immigrant flood? What about Iraq? What about Hillary's chances? I'm going off to a serious blog!

Sat 2014 Jun 14, 8:42am
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Sefton, you've mentioned the poker games before. Great to think about.

Carol, I've posted on the ends of dead threads so often... but I think I know which you mean.

I see my first post got caught in that double posting bug. That one is really weird, because a) it's sure nothing I did, and b) Pixy used to disallow repeated comments.

Remember how, after the crash, we'd sometimes get comments from Pixy about the ongoing repair efforts? The good old days of #twoweeks ago.... Still, better than the IT at the IRS...

Sat 2014 Jun 14, 8:18am
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Mindful Webworker,
I did see what you posted yesterday at the end of a dead post. That sounds familiar, but don't remember where I heard it.
Thank you.

Sat 2014 Jun 14, 8:10am
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109 Posted by: mindful webworker's wandering mind at June 14, 2014 08:06 AM (ByZhu)

Used to work for a guy whose dad was partners with Lew Wasserman. He said that when he was a kid, his dad used to schlep him to poker games with Lew, Groucho Marx and George Burns.

When they didn't want anyone around them to hear what they were saying the would start speaking in Yiddish.

My buddy said he'd give his left nut for a time machine and a video camera to record those games. I can only imagine.

Sat 2014 Jun 14, 8:06am
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"...apologies for stepping on MP4's toes."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

MPPPP has a monopoly? I guess there's only so many Hollyweird stories to be told....

Famous folks with whom this reclusive old Okie somehow had some actual interaction include Barry Goldwater, Frank Hafemann, Donald Sutherland, Gene Siskell, Nora Dunn, Kevin Dunn, Paul Simon, Majel Barrett Roddenberry, Steve Goodman, and the band Chicago... Eclectic selection, eh?

Frank Hafemann and his wonderful wife Jean befriended us when we accidentally moved to Santa Fe in the mid-70s. Frank was retired from H'wood, where his outstanding construction genius was employed building working elevator facades for Mission Impossible, and whole towns for Westerns. He had on his bathroom wall his design for the giant penis in Woody Allen's Everything YWTKA Sex But WAT Ask.

I wish I had taped every story Frank could tell.

We had to leave NM with tail tucked between legs and ultimately we lost touch with them, to my deep regret. I have never been good at maintaining old, long-distance friendships.

Jean made the deadliest pickled jalapenos!

/wistful nostalgia... uh... I'm back.

Sat 2014 Jun 14, 7:39am
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"...natural gas industry: you're next on the Environmental Protection Agency's hit list...."

Um, because why, environmentally? Oh, yeah, when you burn it you get those horrible environmental toxins carbon dioxide and dihydrogen monoxide. And something even more toxic, cheap, clean energy for Americans!

[Regressive grunting like Shatner] Must... prevent... pursuit of happiness!

Morning Glories!

Sat 2014 Jun 14, 7:38am
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"...natural gas industry: you're next on the Environmental Protection Agency's hit list...."

Um, because why, environmentally? Oh, yeah, when you burn it you get those horrible environmental toxins carbon dioxide and dihydrogen monoxide. And something even more toxic, cheap, clean energy for Americans!

[Regressive grunting like Shatner] Must... prevent... pursuit of happiness!

Morning Glories!

Sat 2014 Jun 14, 12:31am
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The Obama Administration takes the security of its diplomatic core very seriously.
Posted by: Zombie Amb. Stevens

you mispronounced "corpse" -Enemy in Chief

Fri 2014 Jun 13

Fri 2014 Jun 13, 11:27pm
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Apparently, you are not actually talking about border collies in lime jello, it's just that I need to quit trying to read and go looking for the time-machine that jumps me to the morning. And by time-machine I mean that thing with the sheets and pillows. And by that thing with the sheets and pillows of course I meant my heavens I'm tired babbling stop me stop me aaahhh zzzz

Good night, Gracies.

Fri 2014 Jun 13, 10:40pm
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Seen this?

Can college students answer the most basic question about President Ronald Reagan?

(Spoiler: of course not.)

from mrc-tv
http://youtu.be/Jp9a3RNam6g

c/o Pistol Pete on PoliNation

Fri 2014 Jun 13, 10:19pm
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Thanks for the laugh, Mindful Web Worker.

Fri 2014 Jun 13, 10:15pm
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Some say the world will end in fire.

Hired government artists in Antarctica say ice.

-Bob Frosty

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Obama Blames Fall of Iraq on Video
40 sec video parody
http://bit.ly/blamesvid

Fri 2014 Jun 13, 8:00pm
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293...Obama Blames Fall of Iraq on Video (Parody) A crude, disgusting video that the US had nothing to do with. Nothing!
http://youtu.be/7Mn_clfZkW0

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Great work, Mindful!
I mean, really...great work.

It should go viral.

Fri 2014 Jun 13, 7:49pm
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Speaking of culture, does this 40-sec video make my incline look radical? (ok, sorry about that)

Obama Blames Fall of Iraq on Video (Parody)
A crude, disgusting video that the US had nothing to do with. Nothing!

http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/obama-blames-fall-of-iraq-on-video

or

http://youtu.be/7Mn_clfZkW0

Most unusually, before I even finished fiddling with the details on the video, it got 25 hits, a Like, a Dislike, and a Google+ note scolding me about how wise TFG is on Iraq. Lord protect me from virality!

Fri 2014 Jun 13, 11:51am
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I'm waiting for the next next thread. Or to get off my Democrat and go do something....

In case you're still here, too...

Panz, so where was the Enemy in Chief on 2001/9/11? When was his Indonesia trip?

Carol, don't recall TFG'S BFF's name. Have heard they were "married" - and the ring TFG wears is from that. Imagine I put links here. Trapped in my cell.

Fri 2014 Jun 13, 11:21am
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Where are we all now, here or actually moved on to...Gabe's Governor Gay thread? I've just been sitting here reading long time, trailing the pack.

See my #149 on the ONT. I'm home alone for Father's Day weekend. Oh, well.

Anyone?

Prob'ly time I go see what there is to do in non-AoSHQ life.... war on evil to fight and all that...

Thu 2014 Jun 12

Thu 2014 Jun 12, 11:52pm
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Of course, caught up just as I get too sleepy to participate. No point in engaging in a battle of wits when I'm out of ammunition.

Mumble grmble. You win. I'm bailin'.

Well, mornings are nice. When I go to bed on time. Tomorrow should be... interesting.

Re earlier comment: I have no idea what my son did of course...

Now, how does this work? Stand up... one foot.. in front.. of. the..

Thu 2014 Jun 12, 11:37pm
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home alone...
ONT Compliance Pic #1... 2... 3... 45678910ohmy...

(Think of... Jimmy Carter! Okay, all better.)

>> MWW, specifically what did you tell him? - Illinois

I suggested HassleFactor for the win. Cops who don't care what the law is can still ruin your weekend, and cost you lawyer fees.

The kids will have to relay on their self-defense training.

The gravest threat they'll face will probably be drunken relatives, anyway....

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The ONT is fast-moving and I'm not so much. Whew.

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